Gaz FFC Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Absolute radio are running a competition to win £30K. To enter all you have to do is text the word win to 81215. Pretty easy you may think. They keep telling us how many people get this wrong including 1 this morning who text "vote win". I really hate people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 22/08/2018 at 13:38, D.A.F.C said: All female Scottish news and weather presenters have the same voice. 90% of scotish radio presenters have the same accent too, revolting accent , the guys that roll their R's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Cash machines that charge you £1.99 to withdraw your own money. Robbing c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Should 'of'Could 'of'Don't know if this is a Bristol thing or not but they say it an awful lot hereSadly no, it isn't just a Bristol thing. The perpetrators should be shot at dawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Sadly no, it isn't just a Bristol thing. The perpetrators should be shot at dawn.Too good for them etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Jeek said: Should 'of' Could 'of' Don't know if this is a Bristol thing or not but they say it an awful lot here not so bad when spoken - it's just a contraction of "should have" said as "should've" - easily done when you have an idiot bumpkin burr to your accent (which may - for instance - have been picked up by spending your entire adult life on a farm in east sussex, so I've been told, by a mate...) writing it using "of" though, is - of course - fucking unforgivable and should result in a severe beating (leave it) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: In Falkirk I tend to find they guilt you in by asking "would you like to help kids with cancer today?" So you either dig deep or say no. "I am, I donate money from my wages every month" is the correct response. Even if it's a fib. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Shopping in Aldi since it's become popular.I used to breeze in, get what I needed, head straight to the one till that was open and back to the car in under 10 minutes.It's now full of all the fuckers that would rather have died of starvation than think of shopping there years ago.It has now made me into one of those wankers that's been staring at their phone while the assistant has scanned half of my shopping. Moulded me into the fuckwit that mumbles "Sorry" then frantically packs all the stuff into the trolley. Recklessly putting eggs, bread and milk at the bottom, covering them in bottles and cans.Yes I could have refrained from staring at my phone for 5 mins but that's not the point. I didn't have the need when it wasn't popular.Quality and fair priced product chasing wankers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 In Falkirk I tend to find they guilt you in by asking "would you like to help kids with cancer today?" So you either dig deep or say no. I hate the guilt trip thing, I pretty much say no just to spite them for asking like that. I give to a few things but I want to choose, not have some fanny think they have succeeded in guilt tripping me into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I hate the guilt trip thing, I pretty much say no just to spite them for asking like that. I give to a few things but I want to choose, not have some fanny guilt trip me into anything. I think I maybe started a thread about it a while back, but the c***s that come to your door.... Wish I had some sort of device for simply dumping boiling oil on them and only opening the door to personally torch them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 9 hours ago, peasy23 said: 13 hours ago, Jeek said: Should 'of' Could 'of' Don't know if this is a Bristol thing or not but they say it an awful lot here Sadly no, it isn't just a Bristol thing. The perpetrators should be shot at dawn. People who restrict the time of day at which you can shoot arseholes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I've noticed a 'reverse Tory' attitude more recently. Rather than wealthy people wondering why the poor don't just work harder to achieve wealth, some people who do lowly paid, unenjoyable work assume this is the case for almost everyone. That the whole system is entirely broken and that everyone apart from the top few percent slogs away for a pittence in a job they hate.The reality is probably somewhere in the middle and a fair chunk of people earn reasonable money doing something they don't mind to something they quite like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 When you watch TV, any show with members of the public on it, theu are introduced by name and then job title. Who the f**k is interested in what folk do to get money? Who is interested in defining themselves by it. Shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I think I maybe started a thread about it a while back, but the c***s that come to your door.... Wish I had some sort of device for simply dumping boiling oil on them and only opening the door to personally torch them. an old fashioned gatehouse and portcullis are your friends these had things called "murder holes" where folk on the higher floors had the opportunity to pour incendiary unguents on to those waiting to be allowed in - carol singers, charity collectors, postmen, unexpected family members - that sort of shit; don't like the look of them, then simply douse them in flaming tar and chortle as the burning flesh falls from their bodies and sputters and spits on your doorstep - no appointment, then f**k off and die - the old ways are the best... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Absolutely gorgeous milf is in my sightline and a top-knot c**t drinking something with a straw sits between us and instead of her blonde loveliness, I have his superhero pants to look at. What's worse is that his chick is well above his level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Absolutely gorgeous milf is in my sightline and a top-knot c**t drinking something with a straw sits between us and instead of her blonde loveliness, I have his superhero pants to look at. What's worse is that his chick is well above his level. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 When you watch TV, any show with members of the public on it, theu are introduced by name and then job title. Who the f**k is interested in what folk do to get money? Who is interested in defining themselves by it. Shite. And this is Carol, a mother of two from.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I hate the guilt trip thing, I pretty much say no just to spite them for asking like that. I give to a few things but I want to choose, not have some fanny think they have succeeded in guilt tripping me into it.Every weekend through the warmer months, charity beggars are to be found at the door of our local supermarket, often with a table set up. You have to run the gauntlet every damn time. Most of them are happy enough with a simple response of “No thanks”but occasionally one will up the stakes. “Really? You don’t care that children are dying of cancer?”Burn them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Every weekend through the warmer months, charity beggars are to be found at the door of our local supermarket, often with a table set up. You have to run the gauntlet every damn time. Most of them are happy enough with a simple response of “No thanks”but occasionally one will up the stakes. “Really? You don’t care that children are dying of cancer?” Burn them all. A post Brexit Britain needs more Wicker men. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Knows the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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