The Naitch Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? Edited December 22, 2018 by Miguel Sanchez -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? #Well since ma boaby left me# 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: My rotten, stinking, cuntfaced twat of a brother in law is now joining us on Christmas day. The mooching, lazy, good for nothing 39 year old VL is a complete tadger. I can't wait. Hibbie, is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Barely human, and a jambo. Some would say those things are synonymous... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? I believe scrote-wings is the correct term here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 It really is the most wonderful time of the year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: My rotten, stinking, cuntfaced twat of a brother in law is now joining us on Christmas day. The mooching, lazy, good for nothing 39 year old VL is a complete tadger. I can't wait. I hope you’ve bought him something nice; or at least something appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Tynierose said: My wife who incidentally can't stand him either will have bought him something appropriate. I would by him some deoderant, some soap and a one way ticket to Yemen. A ticket to Yemen would be expensive. I’ll kill him for £200; I’d need confirmation by 6.00 this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 You can have £400 as a gesture of good will. Maybe get him a deliberately shit present so that he knows you think he’s a dickhead but has to be polite about it. Eta - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/247722552/dickhead-shirt-funny-halloween-dick-head?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_halloween-clothing&utm_custom1=e35f2529-9c8a-4f5d-8ee6-e1d02ce11736&utm_content=go_1469261710_58093122398_283030016118_pla-360912201277_m__247722552engb&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI55-Q-fS13wIVTbftCh2dZwotEAQYASABEgIpc_D_BwE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Tynierose said: You can have £400 as a gesture of good will. Shit, forgot to check your response until now. Got another contract now sorry. There’s always next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Shit, forgot to check your response until now. [emoji20] Got another contract now sorry. There’s always next year. Find yourself busy at this time of year granny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Find yourself busy at this time of year granny? Nothing like Christmas to remind folk how much they hate certain relatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Nothing like Christmas to remind folk how much they hate certain relatives.Pays for the holidays i suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Hospitalized this week for heart arrhythmia. Fucking scary when you get admitted with a pulse rate over 200bpm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Tynierose said: My wife who incidentally can't stand him either will have bought him something appropriate. I would by him some deoderant, some soap and a one way ticket to Yemen. if your wife can't stand her brother why is the mooching cnut coming to annoy you? It's not like he's going to leave you any money when he carks it, which is the main reason for putting up with annoying relatives. Personally I'd just tell him there's been an outbreak of norovirus in the house and he should stay away/f*ck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Raidernation said: Hospitalized this week for heart arrhythmia. Fucking scary when you get admitted with a pulse rate over 200bpm Couldn't handle the shock of an Aberdeen win then! Best wishes anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Couldn't handle the shock of an Aberdeen win then! Best wishes anyway. That’s what Big Sam Cosgrove can do to a mere mortal from 3500 miles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief Toffee Teeth Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Another seasonal one from me. B*&t*#&s who simply won't tuck over the end of the sellotape when they've finished using it, leaving me scraping away at it, trying to bite it open and, finally, taking scissors to it, inevitably ruining the entire feckin roll 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Another seasonal one from me. B*&t*#&s who simply won't tuck over the end of the sellotape when they've finished using it, leaving me scraping away at it, trying to bite it open and, finally, taking scissors to it, inevitably ruining the entire feckin roll Feel your pain brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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