Walter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Buskers with amplifiers. Glasgow was was full of them yesterday and I could hear the noise of two young lads doing their X-Factor type pop pish on Buchanan Street from the moment I left Central Station and just as you get out of ear-shot of one another takes over belting out some Snow Patrol/Coldplay guff. I've nothing against buskers, in fact they can often create a nice atmosphere in the city centre but this "you will hear me from streets away whether you like it or not" pretend pop star pish really gets me wound up. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 29 minutes ago, Walter said: Buskers with amplifiers. Glasgow was was full of them yesterday and I could hear the noise of two young lads doing their X-Factor type pop pish on Buchanan Street from the moment I left Central Station and just as you get out of ear-shot of one another takes over belting out some Snow Patrol/Coldplay guff. I've nothing against buskers, in fact they can often create a nice atmosphere in the city centre but this "you will here me from streets away whether you like it or not" pretend pop star pish really gets me wound up. Dundee has banned amps. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/sound-of-silence-police-say-no-complaints-were-made-so-why-did-dundee-city-council-ban-buskers-amplifiers/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 A good day thus far, tripped over cat and put a hole in bedroom wall, cracked my squash racket with a shit timed shot that saw me collide with wall, came out sports centre to a flat tyre. Fucksake.Get some c**t banhammered*. That always works for Keithgy. *Not me or i'll do more than your tyres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: bathrooms 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Get some c**t banhammered*. That always works for Keithgy. *Not me or i'll do more than your tyres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopLenBrennan Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. Or people that think it's alright because they have a couple of 15 years olds in tow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Or people that think it's alright because they have a couple of 15 years olds in tow. The parking bays are for people with children up to 12 years old apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Romeo said: Or people that think it's alright because they have a couple of 15 years olds in tow. We genuinely get people wanting to go on holiday with grown-up children, but only pay child prices for "their kids". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 It's been mentioned a few times already but I absolutely cannot stand hearing people making noiaes when eating. Whether it's slurping, breathing, making tiny tongue sounds or just eating with their mouths open making a horrendous, soul crushing sound. SHUT. THE. f**k. UP.I get worked up easily but don't choose to show it most of the time, but when this happens in my near vicinity I can't help that my whole body is oozing contempt and I want to stab the fucker with my fork. I'm exactly the same. One that makes my blood boil is people eating boiled sweets. It's the crunching that gets me. Or someone eating and apple, or any crunchy fruit for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I've never opened a TSB account and yet I'm a TSB customer, my Lloyds account was transferred to TSB when they unmerged, TSB's online banking is fucking dire, slow and clunky at best ... and down again at the moment. I fucking hate them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: We genuinely get people wanting to go on holiday with grown-up children, but only pay child prices for "their kids". I've probably told this story before (I'm old) but my first job after leaving school was at a bank. TSB as it happens - hiya Ned! One year we ran a promotion whereby if you purchased a cruise using our new-fangled credit card, you got a whopping discount for the kids. One wumman in her mid-fifties asked for the discount because she was travelling with her 80-something year old mother. At first, I thought she was just having some fun with it but no, she was dead serious. I had to explain over and over again that it was for children, not adults but as far as she was concerned, she was her mother's child. She would come in every day to ask if I had "sorted it out yet", and eventually started threatening us with solicitor's letters and whatnot. I had to call Head Office to find out where we stood legally and of course, they got the wrong end of the stick and thought I was trying to arrange for the wretched wumman to get the discount. She ended up closing her account and moving across the road to Lloyds so if she's still alive, it would be wonderful if her account was kicked back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. They might be pregnant. Daft as it sounds but pregnant wummin are allowed to use them as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. See also "disabled" folk parking in the parent and child spaces, sans weans. (For disabled read "medically fat and/or missing a couple of toes from type 2 diabetes and too many snout") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 They might be pregnant. Daft as it sounds but pregnant wummin are allowed to use them as well.The most recent ones to do it have been well past that age. I actually shouted at a woman the other day that she must have left her kid in the shop. It annoys me so much. See also "disabled" folk parking in the parent and child spaces, sans weans. (For disabled read "medically fat and/or missing a couple of toes from type 2 diabetes and too many snout")Aye this is bad as well. I'm sure they would have something to say if I parked in a disabled space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Is it three tubes of the same flavour of Pringles? If it is I'd just laugh and wouldn't be able to offer any support, sorry.no shes actually not that mental. probably shouldnt complain abouf it as i got to stuff my face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 seeing as there are record levels of child obesity the fat wee fuckers should be made to do an obstacle course before going to the shops. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Unless it's later in the evening when most kids are in bed: folk who park in parent and child spaces at supermarkets. Boils my fucking piss. There's a reason the spaces are wider apart ya lazy c***s. I got more annoyed about that before I had kids. I was driving about looking for a space and c***s did that. With kids, I don't notice. I just find the next best space and don't see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Cuntz with fireworks. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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