19QOS19 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 celebrity reality tv. just seen an advert for "famous and fighting crime" on tv. is there any shit they wont film celebrities doing to make shit tv? also the celebrities they put on these things are not celebrities. bunch of nobodies ive never heard of. stick jocky scott on love island and id probably watch itThe no-marks on these shows are the reason these shows exist, to keep these fuds in the public eye. Gemma Collins is famous for doing f**k all yet is never off the tele. I've said it before but ITVbe is one of my favourite channels because it put a lot of these fuckwit programmes in the one place out the way. Some Fearne(?) lassie seems to be advertised constantly just now about her life as a single mother. Who. Watches. This. Pish?! Seriously, who actually fucking cares? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The no-marks on these shows are the reason these shows exist, to keep these fuds in the public eye. Gemma Collins is famous for doing f**k all yet is never off the tele. I've said it before but ITVbe is one of my favourite channels because it put a lot of these fuckwit programmes in the one place out the way. Some Fearne(?) lassie seems to be advertised constantly just now about her life as a single mother. Who. Watches. This. Pish?! Seriously, who actually fucking cares? 7 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: morons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I'd be willing to bet I've spent more money at Dundee Football Club this season than you have at Utd. £200 in this past month alone for my good self. Thank you. Money well spent... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Aufc said: Money well spent... Correct. Contributing towards Andy Nelson's wages will turn out to be one of my shrewdest investments of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 The confusion caused by a car horn being tooted when I'm walking on a busy street. I never know if it's me that they're tooting at , and often can't tell for sure which car it is that's just tooted. Even if I know which car tooted , it's often difficult to see who's actually sitting in the car I'm also unsure whether I should just wave or give some sort of acknowledgement (even if I don't know where it came from or the occupants) for fear of coming across as being a bit of a queer cvnt if I just ignore it. Or if I do wave , there's the chance that the toot wasn't aimed at me Just awkward all round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Wear headphones so you can pretend you didn't hear it. Or turn up the music enough that you genuinely don't hear it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 The no-marks on these shows are the reason these shows exist, to keep these fuds in the public eye. Gemma Collins is famous for doing f**k all yet is never off the tele. I've said it before but ITVbe is one of my favourite channels because it put a lot of these fuckwit programmes in the one place out the way. Some Fearne(?) lassie seems to be advertised constantly just now about her life as a single mother. Who. Watches. This. Pish?! Seriously, who actually fucking cares? Now Danny Dires daughter is on everything. What is she famous for apart from being that mugs daughter?A right saucy little treacle. f**k off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, A96 said: The confusion caused by a car horn being tooted when I'm walking on a busy street. I never know if it's me that they're tooting at , and often can't tell for sure which car it is that's just tooted. Even if I know which car tooted , it's often difficult to see who's actually sitting in the car I'm also unsure whether I should just wave or give some sort of acknowledgement (even if I don't know where it came from or the occupants) for fear of coming across as being a bit of a queer cvnt if I just ignore it. Or if I do wave , there's the chance that the toot wasn't aimed at me Just awkward all round Flick them the V's If it someone you don't know they deserve it for disturbing you If it someone you do know they will just laugh at your humorous response 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhaleOilBeefHucked Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 17:10, WeAreElgin said: On 06/02/2019 at 16:10, TheScarf said: Think there used to be an MS exam centre in Aberdeen, but even still, its a 2 hour train journey at best at their mercy. Aye, this is an AWS exam so done through Pearson-registered exam centre. 2 in Glasgow, 2 in Edinburgh and then f**k all until Newcastle. Shite. https://www.aws.training/Dashboard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I had a quick meal with a 'friend'' in one of Amersham's delightful pubs after work. A simple 'steak and chips' for me which was a classic rib eye with mushrooms, tomato and Béarnaise. Really nice with the steak being cooked medium-rare as it should be. The food was terrific except it was served on a small bread board with the chips in a miniature Oor Wullie bucket I know that this is a bit of a trend but what irked me was the waitress server telling me I could have asked for a plate when I commented as I was paying our bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Agreed. Get the chips on the plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I had a quick meal with a 'friend'' in one of Amersham's delightful pubs after work. A simple 'steak and chips' for me which was a classic rib eye with mushrooms, tomato and Béarnaise. Really nice with the steak being cooked medium-rare as it should be. The food was terrific except it was served on a small bread board with the chips in a miniature Oor Wullie bucket I know that this is a bit of a trend but what irked me was the waitress server telling me I could have asked for a plate when I commented as I was paying our bill. Establishments that employ quirky methods of presentation must assume that they are entertaining kids rather than caring about the food. If someone served me breakfast on a shovel they'd get skelped square in the pus with the receptacle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I had a quick meal with a 'friend'' in one of Amersham's delightful pubs after work. A simple 'steak and chips' for me which was a classic rib eye with mushrooms, tomato and Béarnaise. Really nice with the steak being cooked medium-rare as it should be. The food was terrific except it was served on a small bread board with the chips in a miniature Oor Wullie bucket I know that this is a bit of a trend but what irked me was the waitress server telling me I could have asked for a plate when I commented as I was paying our bill. Went to a refurbished restaurant in Inverness tonight (Prime, used to be Riva) and was distressed to see the starters come on wee planks. Thankfully the mains came on proper plates, but I'll remember to ask for plates next time I'm out. The squeak of a knife on a slate roof tile is even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I had a quick meal with a 'friend'' in one of Amersham's delightful pubs after work. A simple 'steak and chips' for me which was a classic rib eye with mushrooms, tomato and Béarnaise. Really nice with the steak being cooked medium-rare as it should be. The food was terrific except it was served on a small bread board with the chips in a miniature Oor Wullie bucket I know that this is a bit of a trend but what irked me was the waitress server telling me I could have asked for a plate when I commented as I was paying our bill. This is vaguely similar to something that happened to me recently. I got a major service on my car a few months back. On top of the already hefty bill, I got the obligatory phone call telling me I needed other work done so I told them to crack on. I picked the car up after it was done, went to the gym, came out the gym and noticed a big hideous sticker advertising their company on my back window. I tried to peel it off but it wasn't budging so I took it back to the company and told them to get it off as I didn't pay almost a grand to have my car used as free mobile advertising for them - he told me I should've let them know beforehand that I didnt want a sticker. Wat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This is vaguely similar to something that happened to me recently. I got a major service on my car a few months back. On top of the already hefty bill, I got the obligatory phone call telling me I needed other work done so I told them to crack on. I picked the car up after it was done, went to the gym, came out the gym and noticed a big hideous sticker advertising their company on my back window. I tried to peel it off but it wasn't budging so I took it back to the company and told them to get it off as I didn't pay almost a grand to have my car used as free mobile advertising for them - he told me I should've let them know beforehand that I didnt want a sticker. Wat. The only company I've seen that shit pulled recently is Arnold Clark, it looks like a big yellow jobbie on the back window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: he told me I should've let them know beforehand that I didnt want a sticker. Wat. That's it. Steak on a bread board is mildly annoying. Being told that you should have asked for something you didn't know was going to happen is insanely frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This is vaguely similar to something that happened to me recently. I got a major service on my car a few months back. On top of the already hefty bill, I got the obligatory phone call telling me I needed other work done so I told them to crack on. I picked the car up after it was done, went to the gym, came out the gym and noticed a big hideous sticker advertising their company on my back window. I tried to peel it off but it wasn't budging so I took it back to the company and told them to get it off as I didn't pay almost a grand to have my car used as free mobile advertising for them - he told me I should've let them know beforehand that I didnt want a sticker. Wat. Surely he should be asking you if you want to advertise his company on your vehicle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Surely he should be asking you if you want to advertise his company on your vehicle? That's exactly what I said to him. I told him he should be asking me permission to put a sticker on my car but he just ignored me and sprayed some shit on the sticker and peeled it off. At least I got the last word and as we all know, that's the most important thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: This is vaguely similar to something that happened to me recently. I got a major service on my car a few months back. On top of the already hefty bill, I got the obligatory phone call telling me I needed other work done so I told them to crack on. I picked the car up after it was done, went to the gym, came out the gym and noticed a big hideous sticker advertising their company on my back window. I tried to peel it off but it wasn't budging so I took it back to the company and told them to get it off as I didn't pay almost a grand to have my car used as free mobile advertising for them - he told me I should've let them know beforehand that I didnt want a sticker. Wat. I'm surprised there was room for another sticker on your car... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Establishments that employ quirky methods of presentation must assume that they are entertaining kids rather than caring about the food. If someone served me breakfast on a shovel they'd get skelped square in the pus with the receptacle.cheeky b*****ds they are assuming you just shovel food in rather than one of the connoisseurs that frequent p&b! That's exactly what I said to him. I told him he should be asking me permission to put a sticker on my car but he just ignored me and sprayed some shit on the sticker and peeled it off. At least I got the last word and as we all know, that's the most important thing. is this the guy that planted you in the club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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