Shandon Par Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The Sainsbury’s machine in Rosyth lets you take out a monkey but on the screen the highest option is £200. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 People who take a carrier bag full of small packages to the post office which have to be weighed individually and sent by different means of postage are c***s who turn an empty p.o into one with a queue snaking out the door. I only wanted a fucking stamp. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 The wife was given a $50 voucher to an online retailer (similar to Amazon) as a reward for booking tickets with a well known online ticket company.Wondered why I couldn't redeem the voucher. Checked the small print and I need to spend $1200 before the voucher is applied. TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 33 minutes ago, Swarley said: DOLLARYDOOS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Knew I wasn't making this up. Bank of Scotland atm, Aberdeen city centre: 50 button right above the one for 500 was the PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Swarley said: The wife was given a $50 voucher to an online retailer (similar to Amazon) as a reward for booking tickets with a well known online ticket company. Wondered why I couldn't redeem the voucher. Checked the small print and I need to spend $1200 before the voucher is applied. TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?! I thought Australia had hitched a ride with the First World and actually allowed Amazon to open warehouses there? Or is it still Brucesinternetshoppydoo.au ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 People who take a carrier bag full of small packages to the post office which have to be weighed individually and sent by different means of postage are c***s who turn an empty p.o into one with a queue snaking out the door. I only wanted a fucking stamp.I do this pretty regularly, think my record was 24 parcels in one go. It's no my fault the post office can't staff appropriately 🤷 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 14 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: People who take a carrier bag full of small packages to the post office which have to be weighed individually and sent by different means of postage are c***s who turn an empty p.o into one with a queue snaking out the door. I only wanted a fucking stamp. Go to a fucking newsagent then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 18 hours ago, welshbairn said: Looks like a mistake, even though it's in previously wealthy Aberdeen. No I've seen it on a few cash machines recently too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) 18 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Knew I wasn't making this up. Bank of Scotland atm, Aberdeen city centre: 50 button right above the one for 500 was the PTTGOYN. 16 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I mind when ATM machines ( @Jacksgranda ) came out at first, they gave out fivers. ETA - especially when you got your PIN number correct. Old enough to remember when it was 5 & 10 too, and when it changed to 10 & 20 and only having £8.53 in bank and couldn't take out a fiver Kind of sums up Aberdeen (and the world in general), some parts of the city are seeing cash machines up the max amount to £500, used once in error so I can confirm it does work, Yet cash machines in other parts are reintroducing having £5 available for those with less than a tenner to them Edited April 26, 2019 by MEADOWXI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 25/04/2019 at 19:32, Boghead ranter said: I mind when ATM machines ( @Jacksgranda ) came out at first, they gave out fivers. ETA - especially when you got your PIN number correct. We have one at Tesco in Arbroath, it gives out fivers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 People that leave printers with a paper jam without sorting it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Champions league starting at 8 instead of 7:45. I know it's only 15 minutes but still annoying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In The Humming Air Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Neds in ludicrous hatchbacks blasting out brainless house 'music'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 On nightshift so it's breakfast time. To be somewhat healthier I've had porridge. Then immediately had two fudges from the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Champions' League. Hardly any c***s are actually champions. I'd honestly rather watch a game on BBC Alba... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Champions' League. Hardly any c***s are actually champions. I'd honestly rather watch a game on BBC Alba... Aye, who would want to watch the current Ajax team? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Aye, who would want to watch the current Ajax team?While agreeing that the current Ajax team are a joy to watch. The tournament is a c**t of a tournament as Ajax as Champions of The Netherlands had to qualify for the group stages but teams in 2nd and 3rd and 4th in other 'bigger' leagues get straight into the group stage.It is more about money for the biggest than finding the Champions of Europe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: While agreeing that the current Ajax team are a joy to watch. The tournament is a c**t of a tournament as Ajax as Champions of The Netherlands had to qualify for the group stages but teams in 2nd and 3rd and 4th in other 'bigger' leagues get straight into the group stage. It is more about money for the biggest than finding the Champions of Europe The name doesn't bother me. It's elite football and some of the best players in the world. I'd rather see them than Celtic play some Hungarian mob that fluked a good draw. Edited April 30, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 People that form lots of small queues to get served, when one large one would be more effective and less of a lottery of getting stuck behind someone that takes ages.eg checking into hotels, food queue at fitba etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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