Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 8 hours ago, philpy said: Smear of vaseline under the nostrils lads, works for me most of the time, acts as a barrier against the pollen. Soluble cocodamol stops sneezing attacks etc for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Codeine is of course fantastic at repressing the cough reflex. What about the dad reflex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 15 hours ago, The Golden God said: People who use the word "manageress". Never hear it in person but seems to be exclusively used by complete weapons leaving negative reviews on pubs/restaurants/similar Probably people of a certain generation. It's really not that long ago that female managers were referred to as that as well as female actors being called actresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 13 hours ago, Raidernation said: No, never have never will, just could do with some fresh air Excellent. Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 For f**k sake. Mods pls NSFA 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Excellent. Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots: Ffs, trim those talons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 philpy-esque feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 “Under the sleek exterior of the foppish dandy, the true beast lies within.” Not my words, the words of Police Scotland. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Under the sleek exterior of the foppish dandy, the true beast lies within.” Not my words, the words of Police Scotland. He must present as some sort of gentleman tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Excellent. Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Excellent. Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Shandon has feet of a Hobbit and bairnardo is the height of one.. I think Mrs shandon has a middle earth fetish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Excellent. Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots: That is a genuinely ugly foot. Seriously, seriously ugly. Not a phrase I ever thought I’d be posting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 That's probably the worst thing I've seen posted on here (and remember throbber "contributes" to this forum) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 I suspect if everyone posted a pic of their plates of meat the one above would make the top ten.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Hate to think where that big toe's been if the pube wrapped around it comes from Mrs Bairnardo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hate to think where that big toe's been if the pube wrapped around it comes from Mrs Bairnardo. She'll be suffering from athletes fanny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Customer service c***s, be it on the phone or in person that cannot pronounce my surname. I have had boochan, buickin and even the wifey in next despite having the word “buchan” on the order infront of her, still called me mr buchanan which i get quite regularly. It’s not a hard name to pronounce, i really don’t get why people can’t get it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 That foot looks like one Dr. Frankenstein decided not to use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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