Derry Alli Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Literally clownshoes @TommyDickFingers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I'll wager those trainers cost about £850.00. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 39 minutes ago, Dele said: @TommyDickFingers kyhCX5DzkbIvx_1s.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 The new “angel has fallen” radio advert. Split into 3 with other pish adverts inbetween. Doesn’t even make sense, they will go from saying “in 2013 london has fallen” to some chirpy car advert. It’s meant to be building suspense (it’s not) just tell us that the new film is out in one go rather than fannying about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 17:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. I expect his Floyd Wetherton face is enough to put the other sex off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Do they have buses in other countries? The Septics being confused you can just about understand because they're on the whole ignorant salad dodging knobends who go everywhere by car but there should be no excuse for the Spanish/Italians/Germans tourists. Scene this morning: 4 idiots of indeterminate country get on bus. Having established that it is going where they want (funnily enough I've been in Germany, Netherlands, Spain and managed to read a route map on the bus stop but maybe I'm a genius) they then spend five minutes fiddling about in handbags looking for change. Just f*ck off and take your holidays at home next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Went to bed about 11pm. Woke up at 3:45am. Gave up on getting back to sleep and got up at 4:45am. Don’t need to be at work for ages. Day is gonna drag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. Mrs positively foams over them. You should get a pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. The absence of socks would do that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. The post above mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. Calling cards of morons thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 The post above mine. Feel like a bit of a tit not getting that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: The absence of socks would do that too. I was wearing socks - the "invisible" ones that just stretch over your heel and toes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. Stay safe anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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