BFTD Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Love Heart sweeties. Full of fucking emoji shite instead of the old classic “Get me pumped” or “Boner Incoming”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Love Heart sweeties. Full of fucking emoji shite instead of the old classic “Get me pumped” or “Boner Incoming”. Final shift in the sweetie factory before retirement thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Always late with the good advice. Not my fault if you suffer from premature ejaculation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Not my fault if you suffer from premature ejaculation. I'm not sure which of us would be more glad that's true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Spent £78 on a late night carry oot last night. Had about 4 cans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Dele said: Spent £78 on a late night carry oot last night. Had about 4 cans. Cheap night tonight then Deeboy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 22 minutes ago, Dele said: Spent £78 on a late night carry oot last night. Had about 4 cans. I hope she was impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Indeed. It was role play earlier and I was playing the part of a sparky come to fix her fridge. Didnt know what I was looking for though. Heavy dripping might have been a clue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 43 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Heavy dripping might have been a clue. Is it not a tad early in the year for dripping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Menus that say 3.5 instead of £3.50 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Menus that say 3.5 instead of £3.50 On 23/07/2017 at 12:47, Zetterlund said: Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Over 2 years later and I'm still seething about this too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 22 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Menus that say 3.5 instead of £3.50 2 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Over 2 years later and I'm still seething about this too. Those superfluous '0's are a waste of ink and therefore a drain on the environment. You pair of animals are worse than coal fuelled power stations. FWIW, you see it more often than not in restaurants over here. Fascinating fact for you there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Those superfluous '0's are a waste of ink and therefore a drain on the environment. You pair of animals are worse than coal fuelled power stations. FWIW, you see it more often than not in restaurants over here. Fascinating fact for you there. More evidence that Australia is still a long way from being considered a legitimate country if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Those kind of restaurants never tell you what the dishes are either. Instead of 'shepherds pie' it'll say 'Lamb. Potato. Carrot. Onion.' And serve the grub on a wooden chopping board or a fucking roof slate. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 And serve the grub on a wooden chopping board or a fucking roof slate. 2006 called, they want their standard comedy routine back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 More evidence that Australia is still a long way from being considered a legitimate country if you ask me.Only good for sending the convicts out there. Boris might re-introduce that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: More evidence that Australia is still a long way from being considered a legitimate country if you ask me. Only good for sending the convicts out there. Boris might re-introduce that. Boris might not get an entry visa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 BBC sport headline:"Asher-Smith wins world 100m silver as Fraser-Pryce takes gold"What a weird way to say she came second. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, pandarilla said: BBC sport headline: "Asher-Smith wins world 100m silver as Fraser-Pryce takes gold" What a weird way to say she came second. It's almost like Emperor Hirohito's surrender speech " the war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Is that not just because she's the British one and so the more interesting bit if the story vs some rando Jamaican getting gold?Also how come athletics has become so double barrelled of late?I don't mind them leading with Asher-Smith, but I object to "wins the women's 100m silver medal".It's just weird. I had just watched the race and then had to do a double take when I looked on the website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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