Jacksgranda Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, IainMorton said: BBC reporting shite like Fortnite or Snapchat being down. This isn’t important, who cares if some wee lassie can’t message her pals for a few hours? Said wee lassie, obviously, have you no empathy, man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 If you tap a wall and get a hollow sound it's plasterboard. If you break your knuckles it's block/brick.Ok so it's plasterboard so why could I not knock in a few picture hook nails with a hammer ? They just bent out of shape and the wall started to crumble. What the f**k are those wee nails meant to be used on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 47 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Ok so it's plasterboard so why could I not knock in a few picture hook nails with a hammer ? They just bent out of shape and the wall started to crumble. What the f**k are those wee nails meant to be used on? Crucify Bairnardo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Said wee lassie, obviously, have you no empathy, man? ^^^posing as a wee lassie on snapchat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 The new American Noddy is shite. Big Ears is called MrSqueaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 TV programmes that refer to countries as "proud members of the Commonwealth" while neglecting to mention the desperate levels of poverty that exist despite this continued special relationship with their former colonial masters... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Just went onto the App Store to update something and it’s advertising a whole range of apps now available to maximise the quality of your food photos for putting on Instagram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Waiting at a junction or a roundabout on a car passing and it turning without indicating. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Spring Onion said: Waiting at a junction or a roundabout on a car passing and it turning without indicating. Always feel like an idiot when standing at a junction waiting for a car to pass before you can cross, but it turns before reaching you meaning you stood there like a spare p***k at a wedding for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 People that post something on social media then put FACT after it. No, it’s your opinion, not a fact. FACT (before anyone else says it!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Folk chewing the lids of communal biros. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Nissan car rear badges that look like they need the protective plastic layer peeled off but are actually that colour of blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nissan car rear badges that look like they need the protective plastic layer peeled off but are actually that colour of blue. Pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Does the blue badge not mean its electric/hybrid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 People that post something on social media then put FACT after it. No, it’s your opinion, not a fact. FACT (before anyone else says it!)Similarly, folk who say "In my opinion..." and then spout some factually incorrect shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Old people changing seats on the bus. Can you not sit at peace? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Similarly, folk who say "In my opinion..." and then spout some factually incorrect shite. Surely that’s the exact time to use “In my opinion”? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Old people changing seats on the bus. Can you not sit at peace? Or people (on their own) that move as soon as two seats together becomes available. What’s wrong with the seat you had? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Surely that’s the exact time to use “In my opinion”?Well no. If it's a fact, your opinion is wrong and irrelevant. Eg. "In my opinion the earth is flat". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: Old people changing seats on the bus. Can you not sit at peace? They don't want to sit in a puddle of their own pish. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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