Arthur Orton Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: If he's offering short back and sides he's a barber, not a hairdresser. Something for the weekend sir... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: If he's offering short back and sides he's a barber, not a hairdresser. I never said he was, I said his car was a hairdresser's car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I never said he was, I said his car was a hairdresser's car. I didn't say you did, but it's not a hairdresser's car, it's a barber's car (pursuant to him actually offering short back and sides, rather than his offer being a figment of @Trackdaybob's frenzied imagination). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Something for the weekend sir... A tin of Cossack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: but it's not a hairdresser's car Oh but it is, no matter his vocation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Gorebridge is not known for grammatical accuracy.Cue Kinky coming on to rip into Arniston Sevco.[emoji149][emoji149] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 14/11/2019 at 14:12, coprolite said: Wd40 Wd40+ should be P&B shorthand for users with a preference for the older lady... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Whoever is responsible for the macros that produce the live text match reports on the BBC website deserves a good kicking. Whenever a penalty is awarded it's described like this: Penalty Edinburgh City. Blair Henderson draws a foul in the penalty area. Who the hell uses a phrase like "draws a foul"? Also, when a penalty is missed, it's described as "so-and-so wastes a golden opportunity" - even if it's in a penalty shootout! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 52 minutes ago, GordonD said: Whoever is responsible for the macros that produce the live text match reports on the BBC website deserves a good kicking. Whenever a penalty is awarded it's described like this: Penalty Edinburgh City. Blair Henderson draws a foul in the penalty area. Who the hell uses a phrase like "draws a foul"? Also, when a penalty is missed, it's described as "so-and-so wastes a golden opportunity" - even if it's in a penalty shootout! Americans. And BBC employees/contractors/consultants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Went to my local co-op, closed at 11pm, arrived at 10.56 and the fuckers had locked the doors and were putting the shutters down. Nearest 24 hour shop is a 15 minute drive and I’m no driving that far for cashew nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Went to my local co-op, closed at 11pm, arrived at 10.56 and the fuckers had locked the doors and were putting the shutters down. Nearest 24 hour shop is a 15 minute drive and I’m no driving that far for cashew nuts. Philpy likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Whoever is responsible for the macros that produce the live text match reports on the BBC website deserves a good kicking. Whenever a penalty is awarded it's described like this: Penalty Edinburgh City. Blair Henderson draws a foul in the penalty area. Who the hell uses a phrase like "draws a foul"? Also, when a penalty is missed, it's described as "so-and-so wastes a golden opportunity" - even if it's in a penalty shootout! It's meaningless neutral speak to balance two opposing points of view:- Rovers fans would say "Henderson fell down like a sack of tatties, the cheating b*****d" whereas City fans would say "Ermm... definite penalty there.. oh yes... " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 People who don't listen to what they are told or grief culture, can't decide which this falls under.Friend of mine has a heart attack 10 days ago, he got out of hospital a week ago. This morning he didn't wake up.As friends and family are still being informed it was requested that nothing posted on social media until those close to him are informed.His brother is dealing with it all at the moment. The amount of utter oxygen thieves known to be in the group of close friends that have posted on his timeline is unbelievable.Either keen to be seen to care it wanting to be first. He can't see it so why do it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 People who don't listen to what they are told or grief culture, can't decide which this falls under.Friend of mine has a heart attack 10 days ago, he got out of hospital a week ago. This morning he didn't wake up.As friends and family are still being informed it was requested that nothing posted on social media until those close to him are informed.His brother is dealing with it all at the moment. The amount of utter oxygen thieves known to be in the group of close friends that have posted on his timeline is unbelievable.Either keen to be seen to care it wanting to be first. He can't see it so why do it?Attention seeking c***s imo.My mate's daughter has never spoken to one of her best friends again since she got married. Despite specifically asking everybody at the wedding not to put any pictures of the bride and groom on Facebook until they had the chance to post them first, her pal couldn't help herself and posted pictures as soon as she got home. Just pure "look at meeeee" stuff imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Bullet to brain and sterilize the rest of their family, people who do this should be dealt with severely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Another breakfast and another rant at the stupid tabs that are supposed to keep the lid closed on the top of the cereal box. They don't work. This is no way to start a morning. Think it's just coffee and toast for breakfast now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 3 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Another breakfast and another rant at the stupid tabs that are supposed to keep the lid closed on the top of the cereal box. They don't work. This is no way to start a morning. Think it's just coffee and toast for breakfast now. They make them smaller than they used to, I swear. That, and the cardboard is thinner now, so it doesn't hold together as well. ... This is real nursing home chat, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 On 16/11/2019 at 17:11, GordonD said: Whoever is responsible for the macros that produce the live text match reports on the BBC website deserves a good kicking. Whenever a penalty is awarded it's described like this: Penalty Edinburgh City. Blair Henderson draws a foul in the penalty area. Who the hell uses a phrase like "draws a foul"? Makes sense to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour.Mentioned to the girlfriend the other night we need to figure out how we’re rearranging the room for the tree going up. She seemed to take that as the tree was going up at that exact moment. Thankfully my tree is hidden in my mums attic, following last years antics where she put it up just after bonfire night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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