WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Shotgun said: Headphone cords are the work of Satan. If you tried to tie them in those knots it would take all morning. Leave them in your pocket for 20 minutes and it's another 1/2 hour until you can use them. I am a firm believer that they have inherited the spirit of the late, unlamented, wire coat hanger. An evil creation whose demise was signposted in 1967, but hung on for much much longer in the dark recesses of wardrobes nationwide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So you’re not a Tory voter? Be fair, GD. Moomin has confessed his sin and given a more detailed explanantion than this forum really deserves. On th eother side of the coin, I certainly don't think everyone who ever voted Labour is a committed socialist, so it would be unfair to classify him as some RW sympathiser. I think he's shown that he's not*. To err is human, and all that. Anyone who votes Tory after the shitshow of the last decade, mind, deserves to have their guts fall out of their arsehole while they're stood in front of a hungry alligator. No excuses. *But he DID vote Tory. Snowden's waiting... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 23 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: People who have a go at you for being "Tory Scum" while living in a big hoose with a swimming pool & paying their workies as close to NMW as they can get away with, Capitalistic b*****ds that they are. Anyone who votes Tory and doesn't have a big house and swimming pool is a mug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Get this in the fucking sea 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: So you’re not a Tory voter? Not the last time round no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 If only there was a part of the forum dedicated specifically to politics to stop those of us not interested in it from getting bored to tears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I am really craving a cigarette right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 hours ago, GordonD said: I bought a pair of Betron earphones off Amazon. The cable is a flat ribbon that's guaranteed not to tangle. Made of a dead tapeworm, that's why it's flat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Made of a dead tapeworm, that's why it's flat That’s pretty fucking obvious. If it was alive it would crawl out of you pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: Made of a dead tapeworm, that's why it's flat TAPEworm? They went out years ago. It's solid state memory these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 This is what happens after 9 weeks without working 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 The eye baths that come with eye washing fluid appear designed to fit only very small eyes on a very flat face. I now have less itchy eyes but a wet t shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 It is colder in the hangar than it is outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 hours ago, coprolite said: I now have less itchy eyes but a wet t shirt. Pics or...no wait, never mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 3 hours ago, heedthebaa said: This is what happens after 9 weeks without working You should do it with your left hand sometimes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Any band called “The .......(something)” being incorrectly referred to as only (something). Prime example tonight on Radio Scotland , Get it On when the presenter Brian Burnett said, as the song was ending “Jam ...That’s Entertainment”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 If only there was a part of the forum dedicated specifically to politics to stop those of us not interested in it from getting bored to tears. People that don't take an interest in politics.It's often them that f**k over the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, pandarilla said: People that don't take an interest in politics. It's often them that f**k over the rest of us. Please, go on... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Please, go on...It's alright. I'm done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 What a fascinating exchange. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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