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3 hours ago, philpy said:

Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police),  the  crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 

The main question is did his brother park in your space?

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5 hours ago, philpy said:

Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police),  the  crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 

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Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police),  the  crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 
Given your locale... Lover's tiff?
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1 minute ago, weirdcal said:
On 13/06/2020 at 15:28, philpy said:
Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police),  the  crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 

Given your locale... Lover's tiff?

Doubt it. The guy is just a fucking idiot, plain and simple. 

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Electronic devices that use a transformer with a proprietary connector unique to that device.

Also, manufacturers of electronic devices who refuse to sell replacement proprietary transformers that are unique to their products.

Spoiler

This is not a reference to sex toys.

 

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3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Electronic devices that use a transformer with a proprietary connector unique to that device.

Also, manufacturers of electronic devices who refuse to sell replacement proprietary transformers that are unique to their products.

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This is not a reference to sex toys.

 

Try cybertron

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6 hours ago, coprolite said:

Try cybertron

That's just made me realise there's probably a Japanese anime about transforming sex toys  :mellow:

Not your fault; I blame myself.

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4 minutes ago, coprolite said:

How about a film where a man transforms into a sex toy? 

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What worries me is not the fact that you were able to find this but that you knew there was something to search for in the first place.

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Just now, Dee Man said:

Any good?

It's the cinematic equivalent of nails down a chalkboard. Glad I didn't see it in the cinema; you'd surely come out with a headache. Like being pulverised with broken glass.

So, yeah, I was impressed, but wouldn't recommend it.

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1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

It's the cinematic equivalent of nails down a chalkboard. Glad I didn't see it in the cinema; you'd surely come out with a headache. Like being pulverised with broken glass.

So, yeah, I was impressed, but wouldn't recommend it.

I'll probably give it a swerve then. 

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4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Just about to start a Zoom meeting in which a Westminter govt minister is present and they're going down the route of one person holding on to the slides whilst everyone has to use the old "Next Slide Please" schtick.

Is this the future?

No, that's luddite pish.

They don't know how to use the (straightforward) technology. Just share the screen and fire up a Powerpoint.

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No, that's luddite pish.
They don't know how to use the (straightforward) technology. Just share the screen and fire up a Powerpoint.
Or share the PowerPoint and skip the meeting altogether...
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