Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Strangely musician and producer Herb Alpert gets a free pass. Thanks for taking the thyme to post that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 13 hours ago, johnnydun said: Or Mirror. "Meer" There used to be a Norn Irish lassie in one of the pubs that I used to shout "And it Christmas Jeebus got some gold, some Frankincense and some.. *Laura say Mirror!*" "Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Good times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: There used to be a Norn Irish lassie in one of the pubs that I used to shout "And it Christmas Jeebus got some gold, some Frankincense and some.. *Laura say Mirror!*" "Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Good times. Reminds me of... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Who told De Niro that Hereford is pronounced "Heerford" ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Or them pronouncing Craig as ‘Creg’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Library as lieberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 @AmericanFan explain yourself for these awful crimes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Someone is doing roadworks in the village I stay now everyone has brown water coming from their taps, is there ever a time they don't make a complete c**t of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Empty It said: Someone is doing roadworks in the village I stay now everyone has brown water coming from their taps, is there ever a time they don't make a complete c**t of it. This has happened in wallyford a few times recently. Near the newer houses I think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 This has happened in wallyford a few times recently. Near the newer houses I think Thankfully moved out of Wallyford a few years now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: On 17/07/2021 at 18:30, DiegoDiego said: I've had to sit a group of twenty adults down in a room and tell them to behave themselves. Utterly surreal. Didn't work, had to get the police on them. What is wrong with some people? Ok, what happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Someone is doing roadworks in the village I stay now everyone has brown water coming from their taps, is there ever a time they don't make a complete c**t of it. Happened in the East End of Glasgow but it was a week before anybody noticed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Ok, what happened?A long list of stuff: drugs, fighting, abuse of staff, et cetera. Had a go at the police too when they turned up. Perhaps I've led a sheltered life these last few years but I'd forgotten that people can be so selfish, inconsiderate, rude and arrogant. Honestly don't understand how folk can look themselves in the mirror after acting like that, utterly shameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: A long list of stuff: drugs, fighting, abuse of staff, et cetera. Had a go at the police too when they turned up. Perhaps I've led a sheltered life these last few years but I'd forgotten that people can be so selfish, inconsiderate, rude and arrogant. Honestly don't understand how folk can look themselves in the mirror after acting like that, utterly shameless. Saturday night masses can be like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 The beelivery advert. 2 women have a breakdown because there isn't any milk or butter, one woman holds up empty containers as evidence. it's a fucking pity the c**t that put the empty containers back in the fridge didn't notice at the time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 When you phone a takeaway to make an order for collecting so that, by the time you drive or walk along your food is ready for you and you don't have to sit about for 15 minutes.... especially if it's something like a pizza which takes prep and cooking time or a large order for a few people.. ...only for you to walk in after the 15 minutes or so since you phoned and they decide then to start cooking your order, they haven't even prepped it, never mind cooked it, rendering the whole point of the phone call to place the order so it's ready for you to collect, utterly pointless. I have, on recollection walked out of a takeaway on at least one occasion when this has happened. Sub human scum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 23 hours ago, johnnydun said: Yeah, especially the 'erb Oh-reg-in-oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The beelivery advert. 2 women have a breakdown because there isn't any milk or butter, one woman holds up empty containers as evidence. it's a fucking pity the c**t that put the empty containers back in the fridge didn't notice at the time. I can’t believe there’s no butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Was looking at some moon photos earlier (steady) but had to give up due to the crater illusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Who told De Niro that Hereford is pronounced "Heerford" ?An even bigger PTTGOMN is when American films/actors pronounce something like that incorrectly but have English/British actors who could easily correct that mistake in rehearsals or whatever but either don't or are ignored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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