johnnydun Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Folk still calling it the SPL. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 I still think of it as the Premier Division and folk like @Jacksgranda must still think Aberdeen play in the First Division. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I still think of it as the Premier Division and folk like @Jacksgranda must still think Aberdeen play in the First Division. Older Falkirk fans must think they are one of the top clubs in the county. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 36 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I still think of it as the Premier Division and folk like @Jacksgranda must still think Aberdeen play in the First Division. Division A... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 49 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Older Falkirk fans must think they are one of the top clubs in the county. Funnily enough I was doing a bit of reminiscing last week. The celebrant for my dad's funeral was talking to us to get everything down on paper about his life, and my brother and I mentioned him taking us to Brockville when we were kids. Turns out the celebrant is also a Bairn. The three of us spent 20 minutes or so talking about past teams and players. Eventually (after a few hints from mum) we got back to the matter in hand. Strangely we were not reminiscing about the last decade or so. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, michakamp said: Neighbours upstairs walking at night with their shoes on and probably moving some furniture around. ... and no doubt they've got laminate flooring as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 3 hours ago, michakamp said: Neighbours upstairs walking at night with their shoes on and probably moving some furniture around. Mine seem content to do jumping jacks about 10PM and then lift weights till midnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Mine seem content to do jumping jacks about 10PM and then lift weights till midnight. Those noises are associated with something called sexual intercourse pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 17 hours ago, johnnydun said: Folk still calling it the SPL. Morten fans still call it the Fine Fare Scottish premier league as this was the last season they were in the top flight. Fine Fare stopped sponsorship of the top leagues when Morten were relegated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 10 minutes ago, Molotov said: Morten fans still call it the Fine Fare Scottish premier league as this was the last season they were in the top flight. Fine Fare stopped sponsorship of the top leagues when Morten were relegated. oooft 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Online trackers that claim to update in real time, giving you an estimated time of arrival that is physically impossible. Currently watching a van that is estimated to be here in 2 minutes from now, according to the live update, but is showing as being in exactly the same location it was half an hour ago, when it was estimated to be 8 minutes away. The actual travel time between the two spots is at least 20 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Online trackers that claim to update in real time, giving you an estimated time of arrival that is physically impossible. Currently watching a van that is estimated to be here in 2 minutes from now, according to the live update, but is showing as being in exactly the same location it was half an hour ago, when it was estimated to be 8 minutes away. The actual travel time between the two spots is at least 20 minutes Maybe just let the guy do his job Alex Forrest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 7 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Those noises are associated with something called sexual intercourse pal. Given their front door is outside in view of my window and door camera, I’ll let Rick and his son know what they are apparently doing is against the law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. Split 2/3 days WFH and rest in office, Remembering that the office is not a fart as you please zone like being at home, and having spent months purely WFH, I still have the moments of realising I will need to go for a walk to avoid the moment a fart by either noise or smell may fear or kill a nearby colleague. I can't get used to having to hold my farts again, it should be acceptable. If you make me sit in a room working for 7 - 8 hours a day it should be in the T&Cs of work life. Edited April 4, 2023 by MEADOWXI 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Virgin Media. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 39 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: Virgin Media. Ah, those gobshites again. Even the 4G on my phone has been humped most of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, GiGi said: Ah, those gobshites again. Even the 4G on my phone has been humped most of the day. Same issues with the 4G on my phone. Shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 11 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. I worked in a wee office a few years back, small enough that nobody could get away with farting without being outed for the sound/smell. My desk shared a wall with the single-cubicle toilet, and every day was a constant procession of people emptying their flatus down the white porcelain tuba, followed by awkward nods of acknowledgement as they emerged and walked past me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 11 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. Find empty lift Fart in lift Get off at next floor while sending the lift up to the executive level for them to enjoy and walk back down the stairs to your desk whistling innocently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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