Bairnardo Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Online trackers that claim to update in real time, giving you an estimated time of arrival that is physically impossible. Currently watching a van that is estimated to be here in 2 minutes from now, according to the live update, but is showing as being in exactly the same location it was half an hour ago, when it was estimated to be 8 minutes away. The actual travel time between the two spots is at least 20 minutes Maybe just let the guy do his job Alex Forrest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 7 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Those noises are associated with something called sexual intercourse pal. Given their front door is outside in view of my window and door camera, I’ll let Rick and his son know what they are apparently doing is against the law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. Split 2/3 days WFH and rest in office, Remembering that the office is not a fart as you please zone like being at home, and having spent months purely WFH, I still have the moments of realising I will need to go for a walk to avoid the moment a fart by either noise or smell may fear or kill a nearby colleague. I can't get used to having to hold my farts again, it should be acceptable. If you make me sit in a room working for 7 - 8 hours a day it should be in the T&Cs of work life. Edited April 4, 2023 by MEADOWXI 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Virgin Media. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 39 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: Virgin Media. Ah, those gobshites again. Even the 4G on my phone has been humped most of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, GiGi said: Ah, those gobshites again. Even the 4G on my phone has been humped most of the day. Same issues with the 4G on my phone. Shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 11 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. I worked in a wee office a few years back, small enough that nobody could get away with farting without being outed for the sound/smell. My desk shared a wall with the single-cubicle toilet, and every day was a constant procession of people emptying their flatus down the white porcelain tuba, followed by awkward nods of acknowledgement as they emerged and walked past me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 11 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Not being able (socially) to fart freely. For the last week or so I've been constantly sooking it back up as there has never been a proper moment to let it go. The bathroom is just off the staff room which invariably only has one person sat on the computer which is definitely within trumpet call hearing distance. When I eventually get back in the car it's like McCartney's Frog Chorus. Find empty lift Fart in lift Get off at next floor while sending the lift up to the executive level for them to enjoy and walk back down the stairs to your desk whistling innocently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Find empty lift Fart in lift Get off at next floor while sending the lift up to the executive level for them to enjoy and walk back down the stairs to your desk whistling innocently Kinda backfires (arf) when the doors open on the next floor and all your colleagues are heading out for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 On 02/04/2023 at 18:18, 'WellDel said: but singing "I am your mother", while pouting in a black gown with her tits hanging out seemed a bit, weird. Plenty of folk would pay plenty of money for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 7 hours ago, BTFD said: Kinda backfires (arf) when the doors open on the next floor and all your colleagues are heading out for lunch. 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Plenty of folk would pay plenty of money for that! And that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 10 hours ago, BTFD said: I worked in a wee office a few years back, small enough that nobody could get away with farting without being outed for the sound/smell. My desk shared a wall with the single-cubicle toilet, and every day was a constant procession of people emptying their flatus down the white porcelain tuba, followed by awkward nods of acknowledgement as they emerged and walked past me. ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Just now, GordonD said: ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet Strange Dreams thread for this pish 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet If there'd been a hole in the wall, I literally could've held their hand to support them through difficult bowel movements. (rumours I made a hole in the wall have been greatly exaggerated) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Glen hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 4 hours ago, supermik said: About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? Post your compo face here so we can judge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 5 hours ago, supermik said: About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? There were a line of trees half way near Edzell that my dad carved my and my brothers' initials into (aye, bad, I know) when we were born. Did a little detour to see it when in the area recently, and the trees have been taken out following recent storms. Don't have any family down that way and it was strangely the only remaining connection I had to the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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