Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Can you join if you haven't got a motorbike?

Under those circumstances you become a Tory MP.

[Hedgecutter]

Teenage restaurant bar staff.

Actually that's a bit unfair on them, so I'll direct my minor rage in the direction of their management who can't train them.

Which lagers do you have?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

What wines do you have?

Red and white, I think.

Which type of red?

Dunno, I'll need to ask .

 

Do you have non alcoholic drinks?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

Somebody please teach them the basics.

[Derry Alli]

2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Teenage restaurant bar staff.

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL!

[Miguel Sanchez]

Only one motorbike gang I'd consider joining

[Silvio Tattiescone]

1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Teenage restaurant bar staff.

Actually that's a bit unfair on them, so I'll direct my minor rage in the direction of their management who can't train them.

Which lagers do you have?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

What wines do you have?

Red and white, I think.

Which type of red?

Dunno, I'll need to ask .

 

Do you have non alcoholic drinks?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

Somebody please teach them the basics.

What's the soup of the day?

 

Dunno.

 

Every...single...time. 

[Silvio Tattiescone]

4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

You're right, it's time, it's time to get The Hog out the garage.

How do you get out once you've parked it in there?

[Sergeant Wilson]

8 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

How do you get out once you've parked it in there?

I don't.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said:

What's the soup of the day?

 

Dunno.

 

Every...single...time. 

Do you have any specials?

We don't have a jukebox.

[Sergeant Wilson]

4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Teenage restaurant bar staff.

Actually that's a bit unfair on them, so I'll direct my minor rage in the direction of their management who can't train them.

Which lagers do you have?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

What wines do you have?

Red and white, I think.

Which type of red?

Dunno, I'll need to ask .

 

Do you have non alcoholic drinks?

Dunno, I'll need to ask.

 

Somebody please teach them the basics.

Overheard at a football hospitality suite. What wines do you have? Answer...both.

I don't know what's worse someone expecting a choice of different reds or whites at a low level football ground or the staff limitations.

Another was my mate bringing his 18 year old son into our local old man's bar. Asked what he wanted and answered,"what do they sell"?

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

39 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Overheard at a football hospitality suite. What wines do you have? Answer...both.

I don't know what's worse someone expecting a choice of different reds or whites at a low level football ground or the staff limitations.

Another was my mate bringing his 18 year old son into our local old man's bar. Asked what he wanted and answered,"what do they sell"?

 

I remember when wines were black and blue.

[Moomintroll]

13 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

I remember when wines were black and blue.

Big tea., no wait. Well that's confusing.

[Silvio Tattiescone]

Been done here a few times but folk that queue at the pie stall for ages but when they get to the counter eventually they are suddenly bewildered by the choice and take ages ummming and ahhhhing while the queue behind seethes.

 

One Pie

One Bovril

Now f**k off. 

[Sweet Pete]

3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

I remember when wines were black and blue.

My da used to always buy those 2. As a kid I thought they looked quite fancy.

2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

Been done here a few times but folk that queue at the pie stall for ages but when they get to the counter eventually they are suddenly bewildered by the choice and take ages ummming and ahhhhing while the queue behind seethes.

 

One Pie

One Bovril

Now f**k off. 

@Clarko_son bought me a bovril recently. J'deteste bovril.

[pozbaird]

Anyone who buys a baseball cap and wears it without taking the sticker off. It’s not a feature you daft kunts, it’s a sizing sticker.

 

[Mark Connolly]

3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

Been done here a few times but folk that queue at the pie stall for ages but when they get to the counter eventually they are suddenly bewildered by the choice and take ages ummming and ahhhhing while the queue behind seethes.

 

One Pie

One Bovril

Now f**k off. 

[Lucyintheskywithdiamonds]

People that get other people to be their “talking piece” and hide behind other people rather than addressing problems themselves like an adult.

[RuMoore]

Just now, Lucyintheskywithdiamonds said:

People that get other people to be their “talking piece” and hide behind other people rather than addressing problems themselves like an adult.

My friend says this a ridiculous take. 

[Lucyintheskywithdiamonds]

2 minutes ago, RuMoore said:

My friend says this a ridiculous take. 

 

4 minutes ago, RuMoore said:

My friend says this a ridiculous take. 

Your friend it correct. My grandad always said to me “Sometimes the things that you’re scared of/worried about are thing things you need to do”you’re never going to get very far in life if you have others doing your dirty work and you don’t face your own battles.You find a lot of these people that hide behind others don’t ever mature in life as my gran would say “if they’ve been breastfed there whole life” 

[Sergeant Wilson]

22 minutes ago, Lucyintheskywithdiamonds said:

 

Your friend it correct. My grandad always said to me “Sometimes the things that you’re scared of/worried about are thing things you need to do”you’re never going to get very far in life if you have others doing your dirty work and you don’t face your own battles.You find a lot of these people that hide behind others don’t ever mature in life as my gran would say “if they’ve been breastfed there whole life” 

You seem every bit as mental as your ancestors.

[Silvio Tattiescone]

58 minutes ago, Lucyintheskywithdiamonds said:

 

Your friend it correct. My grandad always said to me “Sometimes the things that you’re scared of/worried about are thing things you need to do”you’re never going to get very far in life if you have others doing your dirty work and you don’t face your own battles.You find a lot of these people that hide behind others don’t ever mature in life as my gran would say “if they’ve been breastfed there whole life” 

 

 

 

mmmmmm bitty