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10 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

@kingjoey Aldi seem to have stopped stocking their magnificent maple glazed gammon crisps. Replaced them with roast beef and horseradish, which are delicious but not quite as nice

Haven't been able to get for a wee while now. Horseradish is part of the Devil's diet.

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2 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

The whole Mumsnet thing was blown massively out of proportion.

"The boss said he was desperate to fill space, maybe this brief raid on my favourite hangout for middle-ages moaning fannies will do"

(works either way)

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We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
 

 

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13 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

There’s also one field where you put addresses etc that randomly doesn’t put a capital letter at the start. You’re probably quite right. Wouldn’t be surprised to find Ian Watkins running QuickBooks from behind bars.

He's dead mate

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10 hours ago, scottsdad said:

@kingjoey Aldi seem to have stopped stocking their magnificent maple glazed gammon crisps. Replaced them with roast beef and horseradish, which are delicious but not quite as nice

There was such a thing as maple glazed gammon crisps ?  And I’ve missed it ?!?!    😫

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6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I see this more and more often now; kids on their bikes but staring at their phones. Have seen a lot of near misses because of this.

You'll have to aim your car more carefully.

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14 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Aldi seem to have stopped stocking their magnificent maple glazed gammon crisps. Replaced them with roast beef and horseradish, which are delicious but not quite as nice

Say it aint so.

I had the pleasure of falling face first into a bag of those just the other day.

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