mathematics Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Our bin men seem to have additional instructions from the Council that they have to use the emptied bins and recycling crates to block the pavements. People using prams, pushchairs and wheelchairs can just GTF apparently. I used to have a blind student, who had a guide dog that had failed its guide dog exams. She couldn’t go out on a Tuesday as the dog couldn’t handle bins on the pavements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 27 minutes ago, mathematics said: I used to have a blind student, who had a guide dog that had failed its guide dog exams. She couldn’t go out on a Tuesday as the dog couldn’t handle bins on the pavements. I know it's not funny, but I now have this mental picture of a dog sitting at a desk with a pen in it's paw writing on paper. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 25 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: I know it's not funny, but I now have this mental picture of a dog sitting at a desk with a pen in it's paw writing on paper. There’s plenty to laugh about with that dog as it was so badly behaved for a guide dog. It used to get bored during her [the student] lectures and yawn like f**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, mathematics said: There’s plenty to laugh about with that dog as it was so badly behaved for a guide dog. It used to get bored during her [the student] lectures and yawn like f**k. Was she studying history of art? My name's Jerry Sadowitz, good night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, mathematics said: There’s plenty to laugh about with that dog as it was so badly behaved for a guide dog. It used to get bored during her [the student] lectures and yawn like f**k. They attend lectures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: They attend lectures? They take notes for their owner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Best guide dog comment was by David Blunkett's, which threw up during a Tory cabinet minster's speech. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 21 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Have to say, the two weeks or so I just spent in Glasgow and Ayrshire it felt like every shop or cafe I was in was trying to pull my pants down with their pricing. "Link roll n' rim job" In. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 46 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: "Link roll n' rim job" In. Pretty sure that's a Zelda fetish thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: They attend lectures? Dog went everywhere with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 6 hours ago, mathematics said: She couldn’t go out on a Tuesday as the dog couldn’t handle bins on the pavements. Did she have a 9 am lecture on Tuesdays perchance? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Did she have a 9 am lecture on Tuesdays perchance? I was about to reply “no idea, this was donkeys ago”, but I see your joke and applaud you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Dog went everywhere with her. I initially thought you were on about the dog attending lectures at the course it failed. Doh! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, mathematics said: I was about to reply “no idea, this was donkeys ago”, but I see your joke and applaud you. Were there donkeys at the lectures too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 22 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Were there donkeys at the lectures too? Class full of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 "The Matildas" !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: "The Matildas" !!! Some sections local media refer to them as The Tillies which is a FAPTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Were there donkeys at the lectures too? 21 hours ago, mathematics said: Class full of them. Admitting to teaching donkeys? Always heard about them in Tijuana, but never saw a place that actually had them. Edited August 16, 2023 by TxRover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Absolutely love the tea. Cup Tea Lounge in the weeg is a great place. One of my favourites is Sri Lankan black with coconut and orange blossom. Tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 13/08/2023 at 19:58, Derry Alli said: Somewhat related to this. I was going upto Rothes last week and drove through Oldmeldrum High Street with this blaring : An old woman come out the shop and started giving it the head nod and gangster signs and we shared a good laugh. Seeing Ice-T there, I got the mental image of your boss saying "for your next mission, you two sons of bìtches are going to Rothes!" (doesn't quite work if you haven't seen 21 Jump St) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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