Granny Danger Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I'll raise you. When Covid struck, the uni emptied and switched off all the vending machines here. Last year they turned back on about a quarter of them. If I want vending machine crisps, I have to walk for about 10 minutes past a whole row of empty machines to find a machine that is stocked. And it's the one nearest the shop. That must really cut into your P&B posting time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Just went to buy a bag of crisps and the vending machine refuses to work. What flavour? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: What flavour? Walkers Max Flame Grilled Steak. Was raging I didn't get them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 5 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Just went to buy a bag of crisps and the vending machine refuses to work. Vending machines kill more people than sharks, be careful you don't anger it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, AnderooMFC said: Vending machines kill more people than sharks, be careful you don't anger it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 TESCO self service check outs offer the option to top up your bill to the nearest 10p for unspecified good causes. I'm getting suspicious that a lot of my transactions come to £X.40 or £Y.90 before the top up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Buying a 'fancy' loaf only to find a big air pocket inside, making one's toast resemble swiss cheese. Expect me to feature in the Compo Faces thread sometime soon. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Buying a 'fancy' loaf only to find a big air pocket inside, making one's toast resemble swiss cheese. Expect me to feature in the Compo Faces thread sometime soon. Silly boy............it's a training aid to enable the kids to get into caving in a gentle and safe way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 12 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Silly boy............it's a training aid to enable the kids to get into caving in a gentle and safe way. Makes sense to use bread as training for an adventure into the upper crust, otherwise you might end up toast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Makes sense to use bread as training for an adventure into the upper crust, otherwise you might end up toast. *Sigh* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 oh no, bun puns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: oh no, bun puns It was the yeast he could do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 There's a lot of people on here that are like yeast. In bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 minute ago, philpy said: There's a lot of people on here that are like yeast. In bread. Oh philpy....................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 (edited) The English national team being referenced any time Jude Bellingham is mentioned as a Real Madrid player. One more reason for wanting Franco’s XI to win f**k all. Edited September 3, 2023 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The English national team being referenced any time Jude Bellingham is mentioned as a Real Madrid player. One more reason for wanting Mussolini’s XI to win f**k all. Franco's XI? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 36 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Franco's XI? Thanks. It’s embarrassing when you get you fascist leaders mixed up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Thanks. It’s embarrassing when you get you fascist leaders mixed up! I'd go as far as to say it is a PTTGOMN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Thanks. It’s embarrassing when you get you fascist leaders mixed up! I thought that, like Franco, you were effectively exiled to the Canary Islands to keep you out of mischief. I see that neither plan worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 The wearing of wigs in Scottish courts. In fact the wearing of headgear for no reasonable purpose. The polis, when it's not raining for example.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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