TxRover Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: The wearing of wigs in Scottish courts. In fact the wearing of headgear for no reasonable purpose. The polis, when it's not raining for example.. And the fact that the polis headgear serves a purpose… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: The wearing of wigs in Scottish courts. In fact the wearing of headgear for no reasonable purpose. The polis, when it's not raining for example.. It might start raining after they've left the station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Boxes on online forms that instantly turn red (usually with a little exclamation mark beside them) as soon as you enter the first character. At least give me a chance to finish typing the thing before telling me that I've f***ed it up. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Boxes on online forms that instantly turn red (usually with a little exclamation mark beside them) as soon as you enter the first character. At least give me a chance to finish typing the thing before telling me that I've f***ed it up. Always amuses me when they have a full-on "That's no a real email address moron " strop until you add an @ It will happily accept any address no matter how ludicrous provided it has an @ but kicks up f**k if it's no there. "theQueen@buckinghampalace.org.uk" Aye, great!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 20 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: Always amuses me when they have a full-on "That's no a real email address moron " strop until you add an @ It will happily accept any address no matter how ludicrous provided it has an @ but kicks up f**k if it's no there. "theQueen@buckinghampalace.org.uk" Aye, great!!!! FFS, it's the King nowadays. Have you no respect? Quote A man said he has been left 'really upset' after renewing his passport to find that his new travel document still mentions the late Queen. Ian Thompsett described the situation as a "disgusting total insult to her memory" and said British passports should "respect Charles as the King". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: FFS, it's the King nowadays. Have you no respect? He has the look of a guy for whom respecting the monarch is important. Hungry children and crumbling schools less so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 I have no respect for a passport which bears the word QUIM in bold letters on the front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 8 hours ago, hk blues said: It might start raining after they've left the station. Isn't that what umbrellas are for? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 45 minutes ago, GordonD said: I have no respect for a passport which bears the word QUIM in bold letters on the front. I think it may be the only time I've seen it written down outside of the tea-boy written letters page in a scudbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 £4.50 for a sandwich in M&S inside Forth Valley hospital. Thieving b*****ds preying on a captive market. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Granny Danger said: He has the look of a guy for whom respecting the monarch is important. Hungry children and crumbling schools less so. His head is an oblate spheroid so fvck him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: £4.50 for a sandwich in M&S inside Forth Valley hospital. Thieving b*****ds preying on a captive market. Don’t mean to sound harsh, but captive market? Airport? Ferry? Motorway Services? Bring your own sustenance to these situations. Then smugly indulge yourself while watching everyone complain about the prices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Don’t mean to sound harsh, but captive market? Airport? Ferry? Motorway Services? Bring your own sustenance to these situations. Then smugly indulge yourself while watching everyone complain about the prices. I'd say a hospital pretty much is a captive market. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I'd say a hospital pretty much is a captive market. Rushing there to check on a close relative on deaths door it certainly is. Visiting time, well no, it’s not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 03/09/2023 at 21:01, Cosmic Joe said: The wearing of wigs in Scottish courts. In fact the wearing of headgear for no reasonable purpose. The polis, when it's not raining for example.. Only Sheriffs, Judges, Advocates and High Court Clerks wear wigs. Mainly to distinguish the snooty tossers from scummy Justices of the Peace, hack lawyers and dogsbody clerks of the Sheriff Court. I mean lift up horsehair and there's the likelihood you'll find a horse's arse underneath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 I qualify for using PDSA for the mutts, however I pay a monthly thing that covers boosters, worming and couple health checks a year plus insurance. I decided that I'd only use them if I absolutely have to. Shadow needed spayed, anything upward of £350 so I paid the £120 to PDSA What rips my knitting is bams walking in designer gear, some mashed faced designer dug they've paid £000's for and then using a charity. I'd rather the dog was cared for obviously but you just know they're making no contribution. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Most of this and other stuff not in sight will be well past the best before date before Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Loaves of bread too big for a toaster. What's the f**king point? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Eednud said: Most of this and other stuff not in sight will be well past the best before date before Christmas. Tesco had their Christmas display up yesterday with a sign saying "Did someone say Christmas?" No, cuntos. Nobody did. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: Loaves of bread too big for a toaster. What's the f**king point? I watch 'Jolly' on YouTube as I find the boy Olly quite entertaining (Josh, I'd smash his face into the table) and they bought a Toaster and bean cooking contraption. I'm sure it's the same one that poaches an egg as well bit anyway; they put bread in the toaster to make "beans on toast" and at least a third of the ficking bread was hanging out. They were seeing if it was worth the money and waited on the results. The result was determined at the start of the test. Get that toaster in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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