Central Belt Caley Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Aye that's exactly it, attention seeking. Nothing more, nothing less. Same goes for that elf on the shelf bollocks. It has nothing to do with kids supposedly being all excited to get out of bed every morning to see what mischief has been made, and everything to do with needy maw's craving Facebook likes to make up for their vacuous and boring real life personalities. I'm still completely convinced that ditching social media and all that type of needy 'look at me' pish that goes with it has been my best decision of the year by far. Highly recommended. I have never understood the Elf on the shelf carry on, most folk I see doing it on my Facebook are maws who have too much spare time. A lot of it just looks like a mess they’ll then need to spend time cleaning up after. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 2 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Aye that's exactly it, attention seeking. Nothing more, nothing less. Same goes for that elf on the shelf bollocks. It has nothing to do with kids supposedly being all excited to get out of bed every morning to see what mischief has been made, and everything to do with needy maw's craving Facebook likes to make up for their vacuous and boring real life personalities. I'm still completely convinced that ditching social media and all that type of needy 'look at me' pish that goes with it has been my best decision of the year by far. Highly recommended. Unplugged myself from the matrix about 5 years ago now and can't say I've ever had one thing to make me regret it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Cloud w**k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Grown adults who say to other grown adults, "Was Santa good to you?" when asking what they got for Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: Grown adults who say to other grown adults, "Was Santa good to you?" when asking what they got for Christmas. ^^^ Santa wasn’t good to him. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 @Div taking BlackRocks dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Folk who ask you to ask somebody a question then when you give them the answer go and do what they wanted to in the first place even though that's the opposite of the answer you gave. If you aren't interested in the answer, don't ask the question in the first place! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. Well, if they're now asleep, time to get Crazy Frog on the hifi at full volume and go out for a few hours. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: My neighbours have been playing heavy bass music or singing karaoke, badly, all night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 6 hours ago, mathematics said: Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. They never start going off during the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Fucking vapists. Particulary where is says no smoking/vaping. Take yer vanilla, and f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 22:16, scottsdad said: Went to Tesco at 10 am today. Pandemonium. An underrated PS1 classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 25/12/2023 at 19:18, MazzyStar said: @Div taking BlackRocks dollars. At least he's never voted for B Teams to be in the Lowland League... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 12 hours ago, mathematics said: Smoke alarm battery warning beep. 1.30am. Problem is, it took me about 10 minutes to work out which one of the seven alarms it was. Locate said beeping unit, uninstall it, remove the dying battery and mail the alarm and battery to @RH33 so she can toss it under her neighbours settee with the battery reinstalled. That’ll puzzle them a fair bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 7 hours ago, TxRover said: Locate said beeping unit, uninstall it, remove the dying battery and mail the alarm and battery to @RH33 so she can toss it under her neighbours settee with the battery reinstalled. That’ll puzzle them a fair bit. I saw a thing - about the size of a thumbnail consisting of a watch battery, a wee bit circuit board and a wee loudspeaker. Designed to be easily hidden, it emits a beep at random intervals from 1 minute to 12 hours. I want some! It would drive folk daft trying to find it. Forgotten where I saw it though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 13 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I saw a thing - about the size of a thumbnail consisting of a watch battery, a wee bit circuit board and a wee loudspeaker. Designed to be easily hidden, it emits a beep at random intervals from 1 minute to 12 hours. I want some! It would drive folk daft trying to find it. Forgotten where I saw it though Mrs Mathematics left one of those in a busy office at work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 When someone gives you a bottle of port for christmas, and then the cork falls apart when you open it as its obviously been sitting upright in their cupboard for 10 years and dried out. Having to decant it through a sieve, clean the bottle then find another feckin cork....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Leith Green said: When someone gives you a bottle of port for christmas, and then the cork falls apart when you open it as its obviously been sitting upright in their cupboard for 10 years and dried out. Having to decant it through a sieve, clean the bottle then find another feckin cork....... Christmas is a wonderful time to get rid of random shit out of your cupboard by giving it to someone else though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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