tamthebam Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 hours ago, BukyOHare said: Not being able to exchange pants that are in a sealed, clearly unopened and unused packet. Do folk actually take back used pants that's caused shops to come up with this rule?! Seeing as there are a hell of a lot of chancing cnuts out there the answer is "f**k, aye" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Being randomly unable to give greenies on this site. Silly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 13 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Mrs P one time found an earring that wasn't hers in the largest of the set of 3 cases we had . Confronted me as I'd been lodging away for a week training at a new job and was adamant that was evidence I'd been having it off with some bird when I was away. Despite me saying that i had only taken the smallest case as the largest was ridiculously oversized for my purpose it wasn't untill I'd pointed out that was the exact case that she'd taken on a hen do she just came back from specifically to carry 15 lassies accessories in that she began to realise that maybe it wasnt anything to do with me . And yet somehow, still your fault. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: Seeing as there are a hell of a lot of chancing cnuts out there the answer is "f**k, aye" Trying on pants then attempting to take them back to the shop? What's the world coming to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Passing Paddy's Market a few years ago, a woman was holding up decidedly grey and threadbare pants. "There's yer y-fronts there - twoperfurrapoun" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 In related news... Period pants could get cheaper after VAT is removed - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 21 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Back in the noughties, I had recently started seeing a lassie and she wanted to re-enact the TV programme Room Raiders by going through my bedroom drawers. She also wanted to read all of my writing pads (I used to be quite the wannabe writer). I told her to f**k off. You'd be fucked when she ran the blacklight over your bed anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You'd be fucked when she ran the blacklight over your bed anyway 24fdfa66-3c7d-45c5-80fb-d2affe66bfb1.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 21 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You'd be fucked when she ran the blacklight over your bed anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 22 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You'd be fucked when she ran the blacklight over your bed anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 The differences in default option when trying to exit iPlayer/Netflix/Prime etc. Do you wish to exit [insert app name]? Some on Yes, others on No. Special mention for Netflix putting their exit bit in a pain in the bottom corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Bought bacon yesterday. Don't normally buy it but I thought a nice wee piece n bacon would be a good lunchtime breakfast for the New Year. Except the one I got was labelled as cooking bacon. Indistinguishable from the regular stuff in looks and price, but does not come in lovely fryable slices. Instead each bit is as thick as four normal bits of bacon and is absolute murder to slice up yourself. F 2024 already I just wanted some bloody breakfast! Related to previous discussions of the last few pages, my fingers made it through intact. However I do have a scar on my left middle finger from 12yrs ago, trying to open a packet of hotdogs with a breadknife at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Cooking bacon is quite clearly distinguishable tbh. You just weren't paying attention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Hogmanay screwing up the body clock. It's midnight just now and I'm wide awake, not helped by going to bed at 4am yesterday, waking up ~11am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 People (usually male) who forcefully jerk their head to the left and right because they "need" to crack it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 59 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: People (usually male) who forcefully jerk their head to the left and right because they "need" to crack it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Currently having a shite that feels like it’s coming out horizontally. Highly unpleasant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 When you put on a wee sprint to get to the bus stop because you see the bus coming and it then sits at the stop for 5 mins after you get on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 15 hours ago, jimbaxters said: People (usually male) who forcefully jerk their head to the left and right because they "need" to crack it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Folk who set the blower to Windscreen Demist when they actually want to heat the inside of the car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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