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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Can I say something here without everyone getting mad? 

You won't get away with racism, but you'll have a decent chance with misogyny.

But fire away.😁

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I don't particularly watch food programs but the wife does so i see episodes of them from time to time. John Torode when he's on Masterchef doesn't particularly bother me, I don't really think I've seen Lisa Falkner in much but she's never bothered me that I've noticed. Put these two together on the TV and they are a pair of insufferable arseholes.

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People who enjoy stating how many emails they received.

"Switched on my computer and there were 50 emails waiting on me"

Everyone knows that probably means maximum 30-40 and everyone also knows that half of those will be marketing emails.

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17 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

The Steampunk fashion. Just looks ridiculous and anyone into it looks like a smug arsehole because they're dressed up like the inside of Big Ben. 

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Not enough spiked helmets either. The Victorians were big on spiked helmets you know. 

 

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21 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

The Steampunk fashion. Just looks ridiculous and anyone into it looks like a smug arsehole because they're dressed up like the inside of Big Ben. 

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This pair of erseholes just fallen out of The Millenium Clock at NMS ?

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24 minutes ago, Navallion said:

Folk that order guinness last.

Further to that, pubs that serve cocktails without having enough staff to serve normal folk a pint without waiting half an hour while the lone barman has to use 5 different spirit bottles, 4 fruit juice cartons, slices up 3 different fruits, works his way through a bucket of ice and shakes his arms around like a rock drummer on acid.

 

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Never drink in a pub that doesn't have pre sliced fruit for that very reason. There's always some arsehole - usually a cocktail but there's been a rise in nonce lime in lager types - and the bar staff have to adhere to the request.

They should be telt, Schweppes lime cordial or fúck off.

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