Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 18 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd imagine you as the type to still carry a cheque book Provident? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 55 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd imagine you as the type to still carry a cheque book Still got one tbh. Plus answer the quarter bottle question. 40 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: ...without a cheque guarantee card f**k that takes me back to the days on the tills in Fine Fare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd imagine you as the type to still carry a cheque book 48 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: ...without a cheque guarantee card 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k that takes me back to the days on the tills in Fine Fare. Actually wrote two cheques today…now I had to look, and I actually can’t find a similar occurrence in the past five+ years. Also noticed I last ordered cheques (before a recent move required new ones) in 2011. 250 of them…of which some 150 never got used in 11 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 18/02/2024 at 21:10, Soapy FFC said: This seems to tie in with ASDA putting barriers and in/out gates up in the stores. Think all the supermarkets are doing that? Our local Tesco and Morrison's certainly have (the Tesco recently, the Morrison's I think has always been that way). It is annoying though, especially if you want to go to the toilet mid shop (especially pertinent with a toddler) or need to go to the kiosk and then have to barge your way past folk in the check out bit because it's now a one way entry system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 6 hours ago, carpetmonster said: What gets called country now is generic pop pish except they sing about having a pick-up. There's not really been anywhere to go since the greatest C&W song was written in 1975 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 18/02/2024 at 21:10, Soapy FFC said: Every time I now use the self service checkout in ASDA and I add my own bag, the checkout refuses to work until someone has checked my bag as, according to the checkout, the bag is too heavy. This seems to tie in with ASDA putting barriers and in/out gates up in the stores. Looks like they are treating everyone as thieves until proven otherwise. Asda have been withholding bags for years in Dundee. You usually go and have to ask some old boot for one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 5 hours ago, MazzyStar said: PAYE being useless. How the f**k can I have payed too little tax? Doug Barrowman found ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 5 hours ago, MazzyStar said: PAYE being useless. How the f**k can I have payed too little tax? Trying to write off your, er, subscriptions as tax deductible IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Trying to write off your, er, subscriptions as tax deductible IMO. Not everyone’s brain is as porn-sick as yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, MazzyStar said: Not everyone’s brain is as porn-sick as yours. Not everyone, no. But this still isnt a denial... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 9 hours ago, superwell87 said: I thought it was £300 or there abouts. Depends on your bank. Now its usually £300 max transaction in one go. I can lift £500 a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 6 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Depends on your bank. Now its usually £300 max transaction in one go. I can lift £500 a day. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Ajax, of over 100 years history, most successful team in Holland, multiple European trophies, Cruyff, records galore, Are now in fact just some greedy English twats club, He is far from the first thing I think of when naming Ajax as a club. BBC cockwombles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 31 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Ajax, of over 100 years history, most successful team in Holland, multiple European trophies, Cruyff, records galore, Are now in fact just some greedy English twats club, He is far from the first thing I think of when naming Ajax as a club. BBC cockwombles I hope Ajax wipe the floor with them Two Ronnies, 1977 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) I got some new cutlery recently, because life was getting a little dull. Each pack had 4 of everything, so I bought two. Just noticed that the tablespoons from each pack are noticeably different sizes. Outrageous. If the teaspoons are likewise, heads will roll. Edit: Glenn Hoddle has been mentioned 83 times in this thread to date. Has he done anything new recently, or is this always just a sudden remembrance that he exists? Edited February 23 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 On 22/02/2024 at 13:12, velo army said: I was at a game years ago and Mark Walters went down with cramp. Knowing the link between potassium deficiency and cramp I threw on the banana I had saved for lunch, but I'm the bad guy? FML. Absolutely pishing @ this. Possibly one of the greatest posts ever on this website. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 35 minutes ago, BFTD said: I got some new cutlery recently, because life was getting a little dull. Each pack had 4 of everything, so I bought two. Just noticed that the tablespoons from each pack are noticeably different sizes. Outrageous. If the teaspoons are likewise, heads will roll. Edit: Glenn Hoddle has been mentioned 83 times in this thread to date. Has he done anything new recently, or is this always just a sudden remembrance that he exists? I used to post him whenever the Gazprom was on the telly with him commentating. Joey maintains that proud tradition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Having a fucking argument with ChatGPT about DALL-E's use of random text in pictures. Apparently it hasn't used any text here; eagle-eyed readers may just be able to spot some. When questioned, apparently "the company name is easily legible". The future, ladies and gentlemen. @TxRover, sort your shit out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Edit: Glenn Hoddle has been mentioned 83 times in this thread to date. Has he done anything new recently, or is this always just a sudden remembrance that he exists? He was an absolute c**t in a past life, so deserves every single piece of derision that comes his way on here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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