scottsdad Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 On 03/05/2024 at 20:56, die hard doonhamer said: My internet is £75 on its own. The joys of living rural and having to use starlink to get a decent connection speed. You're paying a premium based on your extensive hardcore bongo site usage, melting the wires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 (edited) Modern bathroom sinks with their stupid designs making it difficult to wash things down the plughole rather than leaving bits of hair or toothpaste all over the flat base. Edited May 5 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Modern bathroom sinks with their stupid designs making it difficult to wash things down the plughole rather than leaving bits of hair or toothpaste all over the flat base. Designed for toothless baldies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 03/05/2024 at 11:55, jimbaxters said: Why can't people realise that on public transport, if you eat a meal you are affecting others either by noise or smell. Was on a flight the other day and the lad next to me brought a silver takeaway tray on with him, asked the stewardess for a fork, opened it and ate what proved to be a chinese rice thing that he had obviously prepared at home. He had just sat in the airport for at least an hour probably but decided to open and eat it on a cramped space on what was a 1 hour 5 minute flight! You should have told the cabin crew that you have a severe nut allergy and that it’s likely that this meal could contain traces of nuts and therefore he can’t eat on the plane! Or you should have just farted and sneezed like fcuk while he was trying to eat. Or just elbowed him every time he was about to put a mouthful away. Or just battered fcuk out of him. Jakes on a plane for this nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 04/05/2024 at 11:36, Venti said: 'Side hustle' Ffs just say 'other income'. You aren't Del Trotter. A few years back, the press were full of stuff about young people choosing to work "side hustles" in their spare time, apparently oblivious to the fact that a lot of them had no choice. It took a while before the cost of living increased enough to affect affluent media types and become a crisis. Anyway, I don't know how many times this has to be said, but 4-2 IS NOT A THRASHING. Thrashings start at 5-0. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 27 minutes ago, BFTD said: Anyway, I don't know how many times this has to be said, but 4-2 IS NOT A THRASHING. Thrashings start at 5-0. Thank you. 2-1 apparently, well, according to Norway back in 1981. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 48 minutes ago, BFTD said: A few years back, the press were full of stuff about young people choosing to work "side hustles" in their spare time, apparently oblivious to the fact that a lot of them had no choice. It took a while before the cost of living increased enough to affect affluent media types and become a crisis. Anyway, I don't know how many times this has to be said, but 4-2 IS NOT A THRASHING. Thrashings start at 5-0. Thank you. Latter part of that post sounded like a HELL of a beating... a HELL of a beating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 04/05/2024 at 11:00, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I've got one, it sits in the cupboard out of sight with the toaster. ^^^ Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 03/05/2024 at 22:38, Flybhoy said: There's a Facebook page where an anonymous guy does takeaway and restaurant reviews in my area.... Forth Valley Food Guy and his reviews are quite informative and even funny at times however some of his Food nicknames and abbreviations boil my piss. Spiced Onions- Sponions Chicken nuggets - Chuggets Pakora - Paks Really annoys me more than it should, like people calling McDonald's 'Maccie Dees', people like this should just be fucking killed. It's clearly 'Ron's Meals'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Anyone in Scotland saying any variant of "Mac" instead of "Mick" when referring to anything from McDonald's deserves to be thrown into the Mariana Trench with lead weights attached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Anyone in Scotland saying any variant of "Mac" instead of "Mick" when referring to anything from McDonald's deserves to be thrown into the Mariana Trench with lead weights attached. Does that include a Big Mick? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Anyone referring to anything from McDonald's deserves to be thrown into the Mariana Trench with lead weights attached. Ftfy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Does that include a Big Mick? That's the Poor Man's Whopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: That's the Poor Man's Whopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 6 hours ago, GordonD said: Does that include a Big Mick? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 10 hours ago, TheScarf said: It's clearly 'Ron's Meals'. Ron's Quality Snax in East Kilbride..... His Facebook videos of his horrendous looking food, most of it drenched in Sweet Chilli Sauce are comedy gold, christ knows how he makes a living as his scran looks fucking abysmal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 7 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Ron's Quality Snax in East Kilbride..... His Facebook videos of his horrendous looking food, most of it drenched in Sweet Chilli Sauce are comedy gold, christ knows how he makes a living as his scran looks fucking abysmal LEAN bacon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 13 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Ron's Quality Snax in East Kilbride..... His Facebook videos of his horrendous looking food, most of it drenched in Sweet Chilli Sauce are comedy gold, christ knows how he makes a living as his scran looks fucking abysmal I like the ones where he just dices everything up into wee squares and puts it in an Asda panini. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 2 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Ron's Quality Snax in East Kilbride..... His Facebook videos of his horrendous looking food, most of it drenched in Sweet Chilli Sauce are comedy gold, christ knows how he makes a living as his scran looks fucking abysmal The names of the stuff on his menu are quality, the “Boston belly Buster” is a belter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said: The names of the stuff on his menu are quality, the “Boston belly Buster” is a belter I remember reading about the pub run by John Hughes (the Celtic one). It did something called the Yogi Breakfast, which was double everything. If you couldn't manage that you could get single of everything - which was the Boo-Boo Breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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