sonofjenova Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Anyone who applies to Oxford or Cambridge is a p***k. I presume you'll now be heading to Edinburgh with the rest of the Oxbridge rejects? Jealous? I've finished university, but you're more than welcome to come and live in Stenhousemuir. That might be cutting off your nose to spite your face though.I got all 1's at Standard Grade and all A's at Higher. I'm rully clever You didn't get five IIRC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I got invited, but as good as it sounds on paper, I really couldn't be bothered listening to the drunken banter of girls. Are you crazy? You are single and passed up the chance to go out and get drunk with a group of girls? It's no fucking wonder that you are jealous of folk that get into Oxford/Cambridge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Jealous?You didn't get five IIRC I'm sure I could have had th honour of being rejected by Oxford or Cambridge had I been enough of a prick to apply, but given that I'm not a upper class virgin I doubt I'd have fitted in very well down there. Are you crazy? You are single and passed up the chance to go out and get drunk with a group of girls?It's no fucking wonder that you are jealous of folk that get into Oxford/Cambridge! I am technically single but it's my 'special friend' that is away out for that girl's birthday, so I wouldn't had to work very hard for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Ex girlfriends who dump you then say they miss you. The same ex girlfriend who says she wants to talk things out but fucks off to bed before anything can be remotely talked out Tv shows that end with non endings, i mean the tv endings where nothing is ended, as in you dont find out if someone lives or dies, gets free or whatever, they create a show that gets you interested, you watch and watch, become fond of the characters and curious about what happens next, then when the big finale comes its just a blank fucking page. in certain movies it can work well, but not in a 26 episode tv show. Fucking irritating night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'm sure I could have had th honour of being rejected by Oxford or Cambridge had I been enough of a prick to apply, but given that I'm not a upper class virgin I doubt I'd have fitted in very well down there.I am technically single but it's my 'special friend' that is away out for that girl's birthday, so I wouldn't had to work very hard for it You posted on here a month or so ago saying you were in love with some burd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You posted on here a month or so ago saying you were in love with some burd We broke up 3 weeks ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'm sure I could have had th honour of being rejected by Oxford or Cambridge had I been enough of a p***k to apply, but given that I'm not a upper class virgin I doubt I'd have fitted in very well down there. Lower class virgins are the worst sort 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 We broke up 3 weeks ago I'm sorry, was hoping I had got you confused with someone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sao Paulo Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Gary: Tank Commander. What the hell is this shite? Embarrassing. Gary comes across as a bit of a modern man and we're supposed to find that hysterical. I think. Patently it's not supposed to be sincere but it is nonetheless cringe-worthy in the extreme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Heavy rain while driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Gary: Tank Commander. What the hell is this shite? Embarrassing. I don't know why, but I thought it was brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Fucking draws! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Fucking draws! You would not want to be a Man City fan then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I had a really good night with a good group of mates. My PTTGOYN however is the drunken angry idiot with the random abuse on they way there and the drunken sprawling mess that is Central Station at 11:50pm, as well as the greeting lass collapsed on the pavement outside Gabriels in Paisley and her slightly less pished mate wailing about not getting upset because "he's no worth it Stacey". And I thought scenes like that were the stuff of cliché - fuxake! Shows what you notice when you're sober! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I had a really good night with a good group of mates. My PTTGOYN however is the drunken angry idiot with the random abuse on they way there and the drunken sprawling mess that is Central Station at 11:50pm, as well as the greeting lass collapsed on the pavement outside Gabriels in Paisley and her slightly less pished mate wailing about not getting upset because "he's no worth it Stacey". And I thought scenes like that were the stuff of cliché - fuxake! Shows what you notice when you're sober! My mate Rennie said a similar thing to me in January of this year. We were all up in Inverness for a Scottish Cup game against Killie and, upon seeing the state of the Killie fans falling into the ground at 3pm, my mate turned to me and commented: "makes you wonder why you have a drink doesn't it?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I am not tierd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I am not tierd neither am I but I suspect I am and I've had WAY too much caffeine today is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 You would not want to be a Man City fan then. We're only two short of equalling them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 We're only two short of equalling them. Which one of your 14 teams would "we" be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) I am not tierd neither am I but I suspect I am and I've had WAY too much caffeine today is all. I'm bloody knackered and can't flippin well sleep Edited November 29, 2009 by HGG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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