Todd_is_God Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Lassies who moan about guys being total dicks to them all the time, split up almost on a weekly basis, moan about it on facebook, change their relationship status, get back together the next day, update relationship status again, and delete previous days posts about said bf being a dick etc. Repeat ad infinitum. Either break up with them, or get on with being controlled and walked all over. What's even worse is the "omg are yous okkkkkkkk? Txt me babeeeeeeeeeeeee x" posts under the "person x has gone from being 'in a relationship' to 'single'" updates. From the same people. Every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Really wish my bathroom was finished yet tilling not even done yet Outdoor toilet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 My twitter feed is going crazy as it seems Perth will win it's bid for city status. What a pathetic thing to, first of all bid for, and secondly to get excited about winning. This isn't going to stop shops closing or jobs being lost it's just a large scale case of small man syndrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) League game tonight away to Threave Rovers under the floodlights, should be a RTBC. Got a gut feeling the manager will play only one forward though, which means it'll likely be me that drops to the bench. Its what i'd do if I was manager so musn't grumble too much. Edited March 14, 2012 by Cyber_soccer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Having a bad day at work,thats all. Are you going to apply for a job as a tram driver? It would be right up your street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Gonna have to pay 30p to shite in waverley station, my innards are in turmoil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak and blowjob day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 A couple of months ago, one of my "friends" was going out with this guy when he was in jail. He came out of jail, shagged another bird and dumped her. He died last night because of some dodgy coke, apparently, and now all of a sudden he is a great guy who she always loved. Why can't she tell the truth and say that he was a right dick. Pisses me off massively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Steak and blowjob day. I hope they're both well done! Edited March 14, 2012 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 A couple of months ago, one of my "friends" was going out with this guy when he was in jail. He came out of jail, shagged another bird and dumped her. He died last night because of some dodgy coke, apparently, and now all of a sudden he is a great guy who she always loved. Why can't she tell the truth and say that he was a right dick. Pisses me off massively. On the plus side though, now you get to ride the stupid bint under the pretext of comforting her, and you don't need to worry about having a relationship with her as she's already proved she's a doormat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Because she is a thick bird She is indeed. When I die, I hope everyone says how much of a dick I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak and blowjob day. I hope they're both well done! The former might be but I suspect the norm for the latter is rare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 As long as he's not wanting the popeseye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 This: Maybe I should just wait a bit for no particular reason other than to drag the day out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak and blowjob day. I hope they're both well done! The former might be but I suspect the norm for the latter is rare. As long as he's not wanting the popeseye. gave me a chuckle for me both is rare hopefully the latter isnt blue. damn me playing football till late o'clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 As long as he's not wanting the popeseye. Unlikely, unless he's got Catholic Taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Nah, I've never had one that flavour before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Just back from the gym and their was about five people working out wearing baseball caps, vests and combats! To make things even more annoying they spent most of there time not lifting anything and chatting. Even when they did lift it was a pathetic amount what they lifted. Think I'm gonna need to go to the gym later on in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 That fucker on ITV pronouncing Droba's name DrogBar. Once I noticed it started to do my head in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 That fucker on ITV pronouncing Droba's name DrogBar. Once I noticed it started to do my head in. To be fair, his pronunciation is probably better than your spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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