Smurph Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 My glasses got broken on Thursday night. I only wear them to see the laptop, TV, etc. but without them it's a lot harder. It was quite funny though. When I couldn't find them I said to my mate "Can you help me find my glasses?" and he took one step and something crunched. He replied "Found them!" Oh how we laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Woke up with a really sore knee, can hardly walk. Anyone know if it's best to rest or excercise? Use heat or cold? Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 My glasses got broken on Thursday night. I only wear them to see the laptop, TV, etc. but without them it's a lot harder. It was quite funny though. When I couldn't find them I said to my mate "Can you help me find my glasses?" and he took one step and something crunched. He replied "Found them!" Oh how we laughed. Nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Glasgow Rangers tops all over the place today. **** just getting their wear out of them until they disappear next week again. 'We Are The People!!!' I'm a person too but I don't feel so inadequate that I need to go about reminding everyone that I am, indeed, human. Support your home town team ya bunch of c***s, they've probably more chance of the success that you all love to attach yourselves to than Ra People's club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I just hate having to wait for other people to respond so you can get on and do stuff you need to get finished today because you are out the rest of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZOR Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Girls who call eachother 'chick' on FB. ''Hey chick what you doing tonight chick'' - Instant delete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 (edited) Girls who call eachother 'chick' on FB. ''Hey chick what you doing tonight chick'' - Instant delete. You ok hun? Edited March 26, 2012 by Cowden til i die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZOR Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 You ok ***? ''i cant say on here chick'' WHY THE f**k MENTION IT THEN? DELETE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Folk waiting for the bus who all block up the pavement and then look at you in disgust when you want to pass them without having to walk onto the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 people who are not funny yet constantly insist on trying to make jokes,then laugh at their own joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Steve Macmanamanamanananam complaining how hard it is to pronounce Pogrebnyak.... cawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 magee84 Reminds me of 'Larsson' on here a few years back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 The amount of posters on the Tits Monday thread who are out and about enjoying the tit-fest and I'm stuck in a fucking office 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 When the guy that sits across from me in my office is on the phone all day. He sits six feet away from me but his breath is that bad I can smell it so when his phone rings my heart sinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 One of my mates has sent a Facebook message to 140-odd of his chums, me included. Because of this whenever anyone replies to it it's coming up in the instant messaging box down the bottom right of my screen, as if I'm having a conversation with 140-odd folk. I'm getting notifications every ten bloody seconds. This is pissing me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You can click 'leave conversation' from within the actual message. Happened to me a few times recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 One of my mates has sent a Facebook message to 140-odd of his chums, me included. Because of this whenever anyone replies to it it's coming up in the instant messaging box down the bottom right of my screen, as if I'm having a conversation with 140-odd folk. I'm getting notifications every ten bloody seconds. This is pissing me off. You can get an option to leave the conversation. Think you need to go into the inbox and go into the message part. That used to do my head in, especially when you get a message from someone you don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Cheers guys - now I'm no longer talking to strangers, my mum would be so proud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 When you go to bed feeling fine and wake up with a fucking cold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 The stupid inconsiderate twat faced arseholes that block the entrance to the petrol station at the supermarket because they must go to pump 1 because the hose is on the correct side for the petrol cap. There are empty fucking pumps further down. Just lift the fucking hose roond the car, it'll fucking stretch you useless nob end. The amount of people that do this is astonishing. Brain-dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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