BigMartyn86 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Some daft bint posted on Facebook earlier on how she was drinking Glenmorangie and diet coke. I hope she gets aids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Dazzle either get the flu or take heroin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Tbh I'm not going to go mental about losing the weight, im my ideal weight just now, it was just mainly for the abuse I plan on giving my body over there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Some daft bint posted on Facebook earlier on how she was drinking Glenmorangie and diet coke. I hope she gets aids. In fainess, Morangie is a fairly bland and mediocre malt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I had a dream last night that I was shagging that fit bitch from Terminator 3. Well pissed off when I woke up and I hadn't actually done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I had a dream last night that I was shagging that fit bitch from Terminator 3. Well pissed off when I woke up and I hadn't actually done it. In reality she knocked you back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Are these Aviva adverts just an excuse for Harry Enfield's less funny sidekick to show how many accents he can do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Tbh I'm not going to go mental about losing the weight, im my ideal weight just now, it was just mainly for the abuse I plan on giving my body over there. Avoid all lager and neck straight vodka and pills. You'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 T4 on the beach, what a shower of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Hayfever. Just f**k off eh!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I had a vindaloo earlier and now my penis nips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I had a vindaloo earlier and now my penis nips. You're supposed to eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When you go to the freezer for a celebratory Knobbly Bobbly only to find a multipack box with f*** all in it. 'Refreshers' lollies had better be guid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Starting a new job on Monday, so going out on Saturday for some leaving drinks. Apparantly my mum has decided to tell my sister I can take her for some bus in town on the Sunday morning. Obviously I can't, but in a goodwill gesture offered to pay for a taxi for her. Then my sister screams in my face telling me im an "embarassment" and "a selfish b*****d" for not wanting to risk my licence Am i being selfish? Wtf is with some people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Some people don't have penises, it's the horrible truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Starting a new job on Monday, so going out on Saturday for some leaving drinks. Apparantly my mum has decided to tell my sister I can take her for some bus in town on the Sunday morning. Obviously I can't, but in a goodwill gesture offered to pay for a taxi for her. Then my sister screams in my face telling me im an "embarassment" and "a selfish b*****d" for not wanting to risk my licence Am i being selfish? Wtf is with some people? No you're not being selfish, but your sister does sound like a nutcase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Some people don't have penises, it's the horrible truth. Just seen your first naked women on TV have we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Starting a new job on Monday, so going out on Saturday for some leaving drinks. Apparantly my mum has decided to tell my sister I can take her for some bus in town on the Sunday morning. Obviously I can't, but in a goodwill gesture offered to pay for a taxi for her. Then my sister screams in my face telling me im an "embarassment" and "a selfish b*****d" for not wanting to risk my licence Am i being selfish? Wtf is with some people? Riskit fura biscuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 1341360544[/url]' post='6398528']Starting a new job on Monday, so going out on Saturday for some leaving drinks. Apparantly my mum has decided to tell my sister I can take her for some bus in town on the Sunday morning. Obviously I can't, but in a goodwill gesture offered to pay for a taxi for her. Then my sister screams in my face telling me im an "embarassment" and "a selfish b*****d" for not wanting to risk my licence Am i being selfish? Wtf is with some people? I think you need to tell your ungrateful sister to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 I think you need to tell your ungrateful sister to f**k off. ^^^^^ Mildly interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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