Honest_Man#1 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I keep my member squeaky clean and I don't pish on myself so it's not always necessary to wash your hands. Next time I'm in McDonalds I'll just think that you might as well have rubbed your cock all over my McChicken Sandwich. Thanks Matty, you've ruined McDonalds for me. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The fact every bus driver does that little wave every time they pass another bus driver. They must pass each other countless times on a shift, there's no need to wave every single time. Do bus drivers learn to do this at bus driver training? I've never seen one who doesn't do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The three generations of fat munters that sat behind me when I was waiting on my Mrs to come out of M&S on Sauchiehall St. Sat force feeding the bawfaced blimp in the pram A sausage supper at 11.30am. Picking the kid up out of its pram ( no mean feat! ) whilst keeping the fag in the gub and cursing like a sailor at the same time. You stay classy Glasgow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I have a question for all you hygiene freaks who are worried about catching The Super Bad AIDS off of shaking someones hand who's just been for a pish - have you ever gone down on a bird? For the record, I wash my hands in the toilet. I wash my hands in the sink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I wash my hands in the sink Snob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Next time I'm in McDonalds I'll just think that you might as well have rubbed your cock all over my McChicken Sandwich. Thanks Matty, you've ruined McDonalds for me. I wash my hands before I make food anyway and every 30 minutes at work. As a food lover myself, I would never mess with another mans food, that's just poor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The fact every bus driver does that little wave every time they pass another bus driver. They must pass each other countless times on a shift, there's no need to wave every single time. Do bus drivers learn to do this at bus driver training? I've never seen one who doesn't do it. Bikers also do this. They're playing the minority card IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I wash my hands before I make food anyway and every 30 minutes at work. As a food lover myself, I would never mess with another mans food, that's just poor Ah great. I can rest easy now when going through my next burger. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The fact every bus driver does that little wave every time they pass another bus driver. They must pass each other countless times on a shift, there's no need to wave every single time. Do bus drivers learn to do this at bus driver training? I've never seen one who doesn't do it. I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Two driving related gripes. People who don't signal or signal too late at junctions, particularly when it's busy and their lack of signalling stops me from pulling out when I could have. Drivers who don't want you to overtake them, for some bizarre reason this seems prevalent amongst young female drivers. Example, yesterday driving on the A90 dual carriageway I was in the outside lane steadily gaining on this car, as soon as I pulled level she put her foot down and started pulling ahead of me whilst still in the inside lane; bampot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Old drivers in there Morris Minors who prey upon unsuspecting young female drivers. Prevalent on the A90 apparently. Yeah I expected that sort of comment from someone, just not from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) Did Philpy tell you that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 The fact every bus driver does that little wave every time they pass another bus driver. They must pass each other countless times on a shift, there's no need to wave every single time. Do bus drivers learn to do this at bus driver training? I've never seen one who doesn't do it. I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) If only they could invent something that would allow the driver to communicate with other drivers or depots! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) How exactly would signalling to a guy on the other side of the motorway who is doing 60 in the opposite direction help if there were neds tearing up the bus? And why would the first driver still be going if that was happening? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Maybe we can make the junkie wave the sign for danger and help needed everywhere. Replace the bat signal with a bus drivers hand signal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm led to believe that it's a sign to show everything is OK (I.e. there are no neds or junkies tearing up the bus) Did Philpy tell you that? *swings bag like partridge* Watch it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 People who think they are being clever and posh by asking their friends "How is one?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 People who think they are being clever and posh by asking their friends "How is one?" Armand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) Why do people feel the need to be sitting in a window seat with two seats to themselves when on a bus? If I am on a busy bus and no-one is sitting next to me, 9 times out of 10 as soon as I stand up to get off the bus, someone will jump up and sit in the seat I have just vacated, sometimes they do this before I have even had time to walk to the front of the bus. What's the point? You are still going to get to your destination no matter where you sit. Edited May 16, 2013 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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