Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I hope that Mark Connolly overcomes his hunger and lasts the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I hope that Mark Connolly overcomes his hunger and lasts the night. I believe the Celtic family are thinking of him and praying for him at this difficult time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I believe the Celtic family are thinking of him and praying for him at this difficult time. Do they operate a certain Chinese takeaway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'll lay off seeing as your lot beat the tribute act today, well done for that. I hope that Mark Connolly overcomes his hunger and lasts the night. Hate to see you when you're having a proper go! Thanks everyone for your thoughts and prayers - I had a bowl of Shreddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 With or without milk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 With or without milk? Without. Tesco man isn't coming til tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Just as well your team won or you'd be on a suicide watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Hate to see you when you're having a proper go! Thanks everyone for your thoughts and prayers - I had a bowl of Shreddies. You're still a lazy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Do they operate a certain Chinese takeaway? No, but they do Thai. Green Curry is a speciality. Bit annoying with the sound of kids in the kitchen singing about Paul McBlide but it's better than starving to death. Marginally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Those B&Q adverts on youtube before your video starts and no way of skipping them. Keep fucking appearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 (edited) Waiting 3 hours?!? If mine hadn't arrived after an hour n 15 I'd be on the phone! It's hard to imagine someone waiting on a takeaway for 3 hours before they think "f**k, a wonder where ma takeaway is. I should probably make an enquiry" Edited April 13, 2014 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Garden centres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JockysJetpack Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Those B&Q adverts on youtube before your video starts and no way of skipping them. Keep fucking appearing. Get on GoogleChrome and download AdBlock for the app store for free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Yeah, its basically just people being brainwashed and showing themselves up for being stupid. The party involved is never named as well, its just a guy wanking with earphones on and then waking up to find a cup of tea and toast next to them the only people who tell these jokes as if they're gospel are the sorts of people who can't possibly use social media because we've all heard it, Ricky Gervais told it as a joke and it may well have started from that but it could have been going on a while Another one is a friend of a friend had a one night stand with a guy , had to go for a shite in the morning the toilet wouldn't flush and then they had to fish the shit out, left the shit in the bag then wrote a note for the man to find but in some sort of confusion managed to lock herself out the flat leaving the note and a jobby bag next to each other And the one about the guy taking a bird up the arse on the couch and there was some shit involved and then the dog got the blame and got put down for it Just absolute awful banter Colleague of mine confidently told the department a couple of weeks ago that there is a dead munchkin hanging from a tree in The Wizard Of Oz because the actor hung himself in real life. Proper cringe-fest material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Folk that say "I'm off on my holibags" or "I'm off on my holibobs". No, you cretins, you are going on HOLIDAY. These people belong in the same bracket as the folk that say "12 more sleeps till crimbo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Garden centres Former Montrose manager on the wing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Folk that say "I'm off on my holibags" or "I'm off on my holibobs". No, you cretins, you are going on HOLIDAY. These people belong in the same bracket as the folk that say "12 more sleeps till crimbo" Agreed. Where the f**k did such nonsense come from?! Hideous garbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "It would be especially poignant if Liverpool won the title this year on the anniverary of Hillsborough" - Nicky Campbell and a thousand other 'commentators'. It's the anniversary every year you fucking tubes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "It would be especially poignant if Liverpool won the title this year on the anniverary of Hillsborough" - Nicky Campbell and a thousand other 'commentators'. It's the anniversary every year you fucking tubes. Aye they were wanking over how Liverpool scored in the 6th minute. Personally I thought them saying that was a bit grim seeing as the 6th minute was when the game was stopped due to a horrific loss of life. But aye, some lad scored a goal in the 6th minute 25 years later so it must mean something. f**k OFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Aye they were wanking over how Liverpool scored in the 6th minute. Personally I thought them saying that was a bit grim seeing as the 6th minute was when the game was stopped due to a horrific loss of life. But aye, some lad scored a goal in the 6th minute 25 years later so it must mean something. f**k OFF I was late into the pub for the game and stupidly asked one of the new uber Liverpool fans in the pub who had scored. He replied that Sterling had, then after a pregnant pause said "in the 6th minute" then nodded his head knowingly and looked at me expecting a reply. I just muttered something about them being happy to get an early goal and fucked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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