BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 What the blimmin 'eck?? I'm struggling to make sense of that post... If the <<< doesn't golf was directed at me, I do golf. No, that would be: ^^^ doesn't golf. The arrows were pointing at me, as an apology for not understanding the game. I was just surprised/annoyed that the First & Prime Ministers were representing Europe. Bunch of fucking amateurs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Splashback from when you're having a number two. Audible "eeehhhh" Everytime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Got hammered in the baws at 5s tonight. Half volley, hit sweet as a nut, absolute cannoned into me. Just stood and waiting for the pain to hit. Never felt anything like it. Felt like I was going to cough them up. I'm not even too sure what the 'PTTGOYN' is here. Probably indoor footballs or not being able to roll over to quick because it still hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Splashback from when you're having a number two. Audible "eeehhhh" Everytime Use the toilets before you hit the pool then, you clarty midden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 On toilet related matters, Im thinking of consigning all light coloured breeks to the wardrobe due to several cases of wet penny syndrome. I don't think your alone Mozza'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I have chosen today to forget my earphones. So instead of cutting myself off from the world for an hour and watching some Clone Wars episodes on my phone I'm sitting trying to blot out the inane chat of the lassies in my work squaking at one another about their weans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Toothache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I have chosen today to forget my earphones. If I had a harsh choice between taking my wallet or earphones to work, it would be the latter. Afternoon hunger would be a price worth paying. Absolutely hate it when I leave them plugged into the laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I was in a meeting for much longer than anticipated and as a result I missed the bus up to Aberdeen. I ended up shelling out almost £40 for a train ticket. Silver lining is that my return train ticket is only £6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Having to plead for more bags at tesco. I've got a massive trolley of shopping; I don't think 2 bags will cut it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Here's the best bit... Paisley (Gilmour St) to Aberdeen off peak return is £73.90. Glasgow Queen St - Aberdeen off peak return is £58... which obviously means that Glasgow to Paisley must be £15.90, right? I've complained to Scotrail about this before and all they give is the excuse of 'with so many combinations it's inevitable that something like will occur'. Tbf though, it's not half as bad as it used to be. Aberdeen to Mt Florida rather than two separate tickets was a favourite to rip folk off. Edited September 30, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 People that can't cough properly. If you need to clear your throat do it. Don't poof around with constant "uhums" trying to be polite, it's irritating. Infact half an hour of it and I'm furious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Dugs and wake up farts, three times in ten minutes and she looks round as if it was someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 People talking about their holidays, specifically the weather in this fashion: "Well, Monday it pissed down. Tuesday it pissed down. Wednesday, it pissed down, Thursday it pissed down. Friday it pissed down. Saturday was bright and sunny. Sunday, bright and sunny again" f**k off. It rained right through from Monday to Friday but the weekend was sunny. Is it so fucking difficult to remember without making a list? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Here's the best bit... Paisley (Gilmour St) to Aberdeen off peak return is £73.90. Glasgow Queen St - Aberdeen off peak return is £58... which obviously means that Glasgow to Paisley must be £15.90, right? I've complained to Scotrail about this before and all they give is the excuse of 'with so many combinations it's inevitable that something like will occur'. Tbf though, it's not half as bad as it used to be. Aberdeen to Mt Florida rather than two separate tickets was a favourite to rip folk off. Recent train prices I've encountered Airbles to Hamilton (1 stop, 5 minutes journey time) £2.90 (£2.90 per stop or £2.90 per 5 minutes of travel) Airbles to Glasgow (10 stops, 30 minute journey time) £4.90 (£0.49p per stop or £0.81p per 5 minutes of travel) Airbles to Kilmarnock (22 stops, 1 hour 10 minutes journey time) £7.20 (0.32p per stop or £0.24p per 5 minutes of travel) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 The DVLA site to renew your 'tax'.. Simpler. Better. Safer. (according to them). Aye right! 'Cannot connect' on IE or Firefox.. Silly me, It'll be my fault for not applying (giving them the cash) earlier... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Here's the best bit... Paisley (Gilmour St) to Aberdeen off peak return is £73.90. Glasgow Queen St - Aberdeen off peak return is £58... which obviously means that Glasgow to Paisley must be £15.90, right? I've complained to Scotrail about this before and all they give is the excuse of 'with so many combinations it's inevitable that something like will occur'. Tbf though, it's not half as bad as it used to be. Aberdeen to Mt Florida rather than two separate tickets was a favourite to rip folk off. One of the guys at Partick station tipped me off about "staging" long journeys - Glasgow to Dundee, for instance: Glasgow - Dundee £41.70, but Glasgow - Stirling £8.00 Stirling - Perth £8.10 Perth - Dundee £8.30 Total £24.40 Go figure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Whilst on the subject of trains what do you make of this doozy. Falkirk to Preston return on Saturday £67.30 Edinburgh to Preston return on Saturday £38 Falkirk to Edinburgh return on Saturday £9.40 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Mind blown by all this train ticket malarkey. Will be spending a bit of time doing research from now on. Is there a website that calculates this stuff for you automatically? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 One of the guys at Partick station tipped me off about "staging" long journeys - Glasgow to Dundee, for instance: Glasgow - Dundee £41.70, but Glasgow - Stirling £8.00 Stirling - Perth £8.10 Perth - Dundee £8.30 Total £24.40 Go figure. That's why it pays to do these things in advance. Glasgow to Dundee is usually £6.90. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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