BFTD Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 After an afternoon of tests, examinations and xrays at the dentist, apparently I don't have toothache. I do, however, have stress related muscle pain in my face, eye socket, neck, head and back, most probably due to grinding my teeth and chewing my fingers at work. Being told to de-stress by a dentist. Gives new meaning to the term "face ache" I suppose. Let me know if you find a solution to that, willya? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I don't know about a website but there is a app. It's called Tickety split. No really, it is. It was developed by Martin Lewis' Money Saving Expert team. Awesome! ...now I just need a phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 You're out driving and you see a sign 'ramp ahead' you drive about a mile looking for the ramp and then bang, the next thing you're swallowing fillings and the exhaust is fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 My sister has just sent me a poem by Pam Ayres, about a Satnav. Definite kick in the pie material, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Drivers who are incapable of driving in the dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Even better; spend ages ferreting around for your glasses, only to realise that you've been wearing them the whole time Following laser eye surgery three years ago I've not worn glasses but at least once a day I still put my hand up to take them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Following laser eye surgery three years ago I've not worn glasses but at least once a day I still put my hand up to take them off. A guy at work had laser surgery, he saw his wife clearly for the first time in years, they're divorced now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Mircosoft Word 2013. Utter utter utter utter utter utter utter c***s. Have they reintroduced Clippy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 After an afternoon of tests, examinations and xrays at the dentist, apparently I don't have toothache. I do, however, have stress related muscle pain in my face, eye socket, neck, head and back, most probably due to grinding my teeth and chewing my fingers at work. Being told to de-stress by a dentist. Gives new meaning to the term "face ache" I suppose. I use Anbesol for toothache, works a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Finding a decomposing body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Human? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Human? Yeah, couldn't tell if it was male or female though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) SJC's a bit of an expert in that area. p.s. I don't think gender's much of an issue in necrophilia. The necro bit is the stigma. Edited October 2, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Laptop fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I now realise my last post will get piled on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Laptop fucked. SJC's a bit of an expert in that area. Pretty sure that^^^ could be edited to suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Laptop fucked. Did you lose ctrl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Laptop fucked. I bet your arse took one Dell of a beating. I'll get ma coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Back to trains again. A train from Invergowrie to Glasgow is 26 quid. From Dundee to Glasgow is 19 quid. For those who don't know Invergowrie is the stop after Dundee on the way to Glasgow. Obviously I just the buy the Dundee one but it's still fucking daft. Also Dundee to Invergowrie is 2.20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 The P&B gnomes must be down at the comic store tonight, almost three hours since I asked a question on the e-chat forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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