MEADOWXI Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ Take all your cards out and f**k it in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ Take any cash out and sneak it into the washing machine when she's doing the laundry. Cards should be ok and she'll get the blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have you heard of eBay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ The pair of you have quite strange names. But tbh youd be best just being honest with her. Tell her youll use it after your current wallet becomes worn out. Simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loughal Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I hope that no Rangers fan will rise to the bait of the full page advert in yesterdays Herald. It is all the usual stuff about Rangers no longer existing, paid for by some hooray henrys of Celtic persuasion spelling out next Sundays match is the first ever between the 'Old Firm'. A full page advert must cost one or two grand. Would they not have been far better donating the cash to some worthwhile charity, Then post their rubbish for free on P&B? If you respond that is what they want, then when they meet it will provide them with some giggling time. You are playing into the hands of these bigots. Do not fall for it by replying, that will hurt them most of all.. On the other hand let us pay tribute to Celtic Football Club for their very generous donation to the Fernando Rickson benefit day of £10,000. That was a touch of class from the Parkhead board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ Kill her! You meant the wallet didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I hope that no Rangers fan will rise to the bait of the full page advert in yesterdays Herald. It is all the usual stuff about Rangers no longer existing, paid for by some hooray henrys of Celtic persuasion spelling out next Sundays match is the first ever between the 'Old Firm'. A full page advert must cost one or two grand. Would they not have been far better donating the cash to some worthwhile charity, Then post their rubbish for free on P&B? If you respond that is what they want, then when they meet it will provide them with some giggling time. You are playing into the hands of these bigots. Do not fall for it by replying, that will hurt them most of all.. Yeah, opinions where they don't belong, gets on my tits too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) Have a really nice wallet, worn in just right, all cards where I want them. Just comfy with it. Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX How do I lose this horrid thing without the hassle of having to lose bank cards and drving licence etc........ Pick a rainy night. A very rainy night..........leave wallet (minus money, cards, important stuff etc) in garden / driveway / under car.........in morning, tell her you can't find wallet......after cursory search, you find it outside completely soaked and beyond salvaging........ ETA - Just seen welshbairn's suggestion - much better !!!!! Edited January 26, 2015 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Man up, tell her the wallet's shit, then tell her to get her knickers on and make you a cup of tea. That's what I'd do. I would. I really would. Surely you mean Wid, you really Wid..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I hope that no Rangers fan will rise to the bait of the full page advert in yesterdays Herald. It is all the usual stuff about Rangers no longer existing, paid for by some hooray henrys of Celtic persuasion spelling out next Sundays match is the first ever between the 'Old Firm'. A full page advert must cost one or two grand. Would they not have been far better donating the cash to some worthwhile charity, Then post their rubbish for free on P&B? If you respond that is what they want, then when they meet it will provide them with some giggling time. You are playing into the hands of these bigots. Do not fall for it by replying, that will hurt them most of all.. On the other hand let us pay tribute to Celtic Football Club for their very generous donation to the Fernando Rickson benefit day of £10,000. That was a touch of class from the Parkhead board. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/554252/Ronald-De-Boer-Hits-Out-At-Celtic-Fans-Mock-Rangers Unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Other half bought me a wallet for Christmas, It doesn't have enough card spaces and it is embossed / engraved inside; TO ****** I LOVE YOU ***** XX Alright, put me down for FLOPSY and POOKY. Send the wife to Throbber if I got her name right; if I got yours, donate yourself to medical science. Ta! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/554252/Ronald-De-Boer-Hits-Out-At-Celtic-Fans-Mock-Rangers Unlucky. Celtic fans are the only ones who think that De Boer says.... Fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigMartyn86 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422297172.390206.jpg That's almost as bad as supporting Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422297172.390206.jpg I fucking hate they sticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Hey! Given the amount of miles and time I have to spend driving to various places of work, whilst also having the hassle of my work providing a van and paying for the diesel - I find it scandalous and scummy behaviour when some wee runt denies me my clubcard points! What do you do? Plumber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Those jeans with holes in the knees. The wife had a busy week? Zing, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Windscreen wipers left half way up a window when the engine is switched off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Windscreen wipers left half way up a window when the engine is switched off.Top Tip:NEver ever do this when it's likely to be frosty, otherwise your wiper blades will rip when you turn your ignition on in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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