supermik Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Have not got a Scooby. Not my department old chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Have not got a Scooby. Not my department old chap. Ask the boss and if so, tell her to desist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Sore neck. Hardly slept a wink last night and was a tad grumpy at work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Nobody should make a joke of suicide.. ..as the lemming said to the Bishop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 All these videos on facebook where people think it's ok to be a dick just because they're recording it and think it's comedy. You know the ones, the "stealing peoples hats" ones, or the "tickling peoples necks" ones, just to watch their reactions. You're not being funny, you're just a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The shite acting in general but a special mention for the look on grannies pus right at the end, it looks like she's having a stroke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Yeah, sucks to be you. Cheers Bro. I know, it's a nice problem to have but it is a genuine ballache - weighing up leaving an excellent job and life in London to move into the unknown, even if it is something I have been wanting to do for a while. Not even starting with how difficult it is to convince my missus, that's another story altogether. Bratislava is an incredible, wonderful city. It's beautiful, old, easy to get around and the people are lovely. That said, there isn't a lot to do in terms of leisure outside work. It's phenomenally cheap to live in, although maybe your salary will reflect that, I don't know. it's also really warm in summer and absolutely freezing in winter, which might not suit everyone but it's a nice contrast for us Scots IMO. The one thing that might put me off is the language is a right bugger. I mean, you'd need to really be good at picking up languages to even have a chance. Learning Spanish is a lot easier. Yeah, been a couple of times and love Bratislava. My salary wouldn't be a problem - it's a teaching role in a private school that pays near enough treble the average wage there. The Spanish job is in Galicia and I like the look of that too. Probably just toss a coin for it tbh. Edited March 12, 2015 by JMDP -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Sore neck. Hardly slept a wink last night and was a tad grumpy at work today.You manage to get your lunch on time though? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 On my last day of school (or the day when my last exam was, I think) I went for the bus home and was sat listening to appropriate music - staring absentmindedly out the window a girl from school sits down next to me all cheery and talky. I sit with both earphones still in, not looking at her and she keeps talking to me until I say f**k it and just get off to wait for another bus. Cow. Lighten up, chief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 The shite acting in general but a special mention for the look on grannies pus right at the end, it looks like she's having a stroke. Best way to get out of filming any more adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 That Nokia advert with clean bandit. What a bunch of c***s they come across as. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 She wishes. I think that's the point. How's Vomitwatch/Faeceswatch going this fine morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 What is this now, day 5? Doesn't sound good at all, what does the doc say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Would you not be dead after 5 days of the shits due to dehydration?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Depends how full of it you were on Day One. Dave King could probably go a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 "Virus" apparently. ie f**k knows. Shite everywhere here now. Not a pretty sight. Must be what it's like in Liberia. I bet you've got a conservatory and a vestibule as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 That Nokia advert with clean bandit. What a bunch of c***s they come across as. "Cortana, can you dance?". "No, I'm a phone you daft c**t". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I do hope you've been sharing her exploits at ratemypoo.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 My wife is getting kept in hospital for a 2nd night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 My wife is getting kept in hospital for a 2nd night. Sore one mate. Look on the bright side, Everton V Dynamo Kiev on the telly... My PTTGOYN, got an event on in work tonight, thus I'm in until 9 pm. A bit of a shitter. Think I may take tomorrow as a holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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