Bert Raccoon Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 You need to perfect your grated cheese piece handling technique. And learn to spell piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) May have said it before, but how the usual BBC weather presenters suddenly go for the whole jeans and opened top button approach for the pre-recorded countryfile weather forecast. Suit every other time. Edit for the post wine and beer typo. Edited August 2, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People who have a picture of their child /children as their WhatsApp pic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Littering. I seem to have developed a rage for lazy b*****ds who litter. I saw a grown woman ( widn't) dump the remains of her chips on the ground and walk off. At least launch it at a posh car or something, but dropping it at your feet. Tink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Littering. I seem to have developed a rage for lazy b*****ds who litter. I saw a grown woman ( widn't) dump the remains of her chips on the ground and walk off. At least launch it at a posh car or something, but dropping it at your feet. Tink. Aye, they're on the "things to do when diagnosed with terminal cancer" list; namely, beat them to death with their own litter. I'd like to take a shite on all their pillows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just discovered via Facebook that one of my mates is a racist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just discovered via Facebook that one of my mates is a racist Did he start a message with, "I'm not a racist, but..."? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just discovered via Facebook that one of my mates is a racist Did he like your "unpleasant status" about the dark skinned fellows sneaking into Britain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just discovered via Facebook that one of my mates is a racist Is it Hulk Hogan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Just discovered via Facebook that one of my mates is a racist Edited August 2, 2015 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Did he like your "unpleasant status" about the dark skinned fellows sneaking into Britain? No, it was him who was posting a load of nonsense about Calais. "We give anyone who turns up money and a house" etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Trying to unsubscribe from daily/weekly emails that require multiple details, emails and questions as to why you are choosing to unsubscribe. By the time I get towards the end I usually just give up (but that's what they want you to do!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Trying to unsubscribe from daily/weekly emails that require multiple details, emails and questions as to why you are choosing to unsubscribe. By the time I get towards the end I usually just give up (but that's what they want you to do!) Stick a filter on your email to send them straight to junk/bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 No, it was him who was posting a load of nonsense about Calais. "We give anyone who turns up money and a house" etc I had the same thing with the son of a friend; he was a lovely wee lad when he was a bairn, but he started posting Britain First awfulness on Facebook once he'd left school. I wanted to call his parents and find out what the f**k was going on, but I was a bit worried the whole family might have switched to the Dark Side By which, of course, I mean the exclusively white side 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who phone into the radio. Every single one of them is by definition, a complete c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who phone into the radio. Every single one of them is by definition, a complete c**t. What's your point, caller? The thing that worries me is that folk are actually willing to pay money for the privilege. You can see why call-in shows are so popular with radio stations; free money and no need to provide an entertaining programme? Nice work if you can get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who phone into the radio. Every single one of them is by definition, a complete c**t. This. Anyone who calls Clyde 1 seems to be a total ned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 And learn to spell piece. To be honest, I thought it was spelt peece. Maybe it's a Glasgow thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 BT. Because they're a bunch of lying b*****ds. Anyone got any experience of complaints with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Brought my wee niece (5 yrs) to the Mariner Centre. Having a time trying to blow up a rubber ring. I thought I had quite a good lung capacity, judging by this clearly not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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