Hank Scorpio Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) Thta guy with the grey hair on Ray Mears with the stutter. He does my tits in. He's on Dave just now. Edit: Gordon Hillman Grrrr! Edited July 20, 2009 by Kutski 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 cheers for that mate. I take solace in the fact he died somewhere where was happy. Never actually been to a funeral before. Dreading it tbh.Quite annoying being the one who isnt on holiday i have agree. Couldnt afford one this year, but it gives me a chance to save the pennies. No problem mate, I was in the same position as you a couple of months back when my Gran died, I'd never been to a funeral before and didn't have a clue what to expect. Just go with the events of the day is my advice. Your family will be as upset as you are, just take comfort in them and relying on each other usually makes it a wee bit easier. Don't listen to what anyone says, it's perfectly ok for guys to cry at funerals. It's probably better than bottling it all up. It probably won't be as bad as you're dreading. I remember sitting in the Crematorium with pride when my Gran's life story was read out by the minister, that helped so much, just knowing what her life brought to so many people. The thing is, I could afford a holiday this year, I saved up especially. Only for 2 of my best mates to turn round and say "I'm going to Africa, can't afford it", and "I'm choosing to go on holiday with my girlfriend instead" This left one guy and there was no point in the 2 of us going away. I love my other mates, but these 3 guys are the only people I could really go on holiday with and not want to kill them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm having the worst bout of diarrhoea for a long time. Ring sting is at max level, and it's literally pissing out of my arse. I'm scared to go to the shops incase I shit myself on the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm having the worst bout of diarrhoea for a long time. Ring sting is at max level, and it's literally pissing out of my arse. I'm scared to go to the shops incase I shit myself on the way I demand you go to the shops. We need some new shitting stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I demand you go to the shops. We need some new shitting stories. I'll have to go at some point to get my tea. Perhaps in an hour... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 It's getting a bit better, I seem to be able to fart now without the risk of opening the floodgates. God bless diocalm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 It's getting a bit better, I seem to be able to fart now without the risk of opening the floodgates. God bless diocalm. I made it to the shops and back with no problems. Did have to hold in a bit at the traffic lights but I survived it. No new shitting stories today, I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 No problem mate, I was in the same position as you a couple of months back when my Gran died, I'd never been to a funeral before and didn't have a clue what to expect. Just go with the events of the day is my advice. Your family will be as upset as you are, just take comfort in them and relying on each other usually makes it a wee bit easier. Don't listen to what anyone says, it's perfectly ok for guys to cry at funerals. It's probably better than bottling it all up. It probably won't be as bad as you're dreading. I remember sitting in the Crematorium with pride when my Gran's life story was read out by the minister, that helped so much, just knowing what her life brought to so many people. That is great advice fraser, and exactly how i felt 2 years ago when i lost my Grandad. I spent a lot of the day in tears, and still have to hold them back on occasion when i think about him (when one of my friends lost his Grandad it brought it all back and i spent an evening in tears). Just let it all out, bottling it up wont help, it's how i naturally cope with things, unfortunately, but i would change that if i could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Most annoying thing for me is when drivers of cars refuse to use their indicators whilst turning a corner. Stupidity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) I demand you go to the shops. We need some new shitting stories. I second this. That is great advice fraser, and exactly how i felt 2 years ago when i lost my Grandad. I spent a lot of the day in tears, and still have to hold them back on occasion when i think about him (when one of my friends lost his Grandad it brought it all back and i spent an evening in tears). Just let it all out, bottling it up wont help, it's how i naturally cope with things, unfortunately, but i would change that if i could. I'm completely different. I'm rather Nihilistic and Narcissistic in nature, so death has very little effect on me. People act like I'm cold because I'm so dismissive about it, but really I just don't feel aggreived about it as other people do so it appears that I don't care, just because I appreciate the inevitability of it. Edited July 20, 2009 by Cynical Saintee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeanThePar Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Working at 7 fucking am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Thta guy with the grey hair on Ray Mears with the stutter. He does my tits in. He's on Dave just now.Edit: Gordon Hillman Grrrr! just to be clear is it his stutter that annoys you, cause I would have thought that's the least annoying thing about him -though tbf he does seem to know his weird edible but disgusting tasting plants quite well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) I reckon I've got swine flu - I have almost all the symptons. I don't have the required temperature but that was taken on a digi thermometer bought from a corner shop this morning. I feel fucking awful. Edited July 22, 2009 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I'm tired, but I can't sleep because I keep getting horrible bouts of cramp in my legs which to say the least, is hardly pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hurricane Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) I'm tired, but I can't sleep because I keep getting horrible bouts of cramp in my legs which to say the least, is hardly pleasant. Ye should be watchin the wrestling. Santino Marrella was dancin in eez y-fronts wae ZZ Tops a minute ago. Edited July 21, 2009 by The Hurricane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Ye should be watchin the wrestling. Santino Marrella was dancin in eez y-fronts wae ZZ Tops a minute ago. I feel a strongly worded letter coming on. The main road where all the buses come down from in East Kilbride is closed due to roadworks, playing havoc with the routes, therefore the buses I normally get have been diverted across the other side of the town. The one bus that now should be passing my bit in its place decided not to show up this morning and thus getting me into work late. The roadworks, as is my understanding, have been planned for months, but when did First Bus decide to inform the punters of these route alterations? Sunday! F****** SUNDAY!! Mrs Doctor, not from EK, was taken on a grand tour of my hometown yesterday when she finished her work and was panicking as she didn't know where she was, only to be told by the driver that he wasn't going to the place on his destination board. WTF?!! Luckily she recognised a local landmark and got off there and got a taxi, only to be fleeced an extra £3, because that b*****d road near my bit, where the buses come down, is closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 no matter how many times that i hassle to get work, i always get overlooked. The joys of being an apprentice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Luckily she recognised a local landmark and got off there and got a taxi, only to be fleeced an extra £3, because that b*****d road near my bit, where the buses come down, is closed. In East Kilbride...What was it a roundabout.?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 no matter how many times that i hassle to get work, i always get overlooked. The joys of being an apprentice Nice new road outside your work,do you have friends on the council? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Nice new road outside your work,do you have friends on the council? nice little bungs from my work methinks. my guessing would say yes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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