mizfit Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People are still getting into a frenzy over oasis. They split 5 years ago get over it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People who sit in the canteen at work during their tea/lunch breaks, go back to do five minutes work then piss off to the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People using the phrase "an absolute touching" to describe football results. Especially prevalent after the two CL semi-finals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) People who say "Yeah, no". An instant baseballbatinthemouthogram offence. Edited April 25, 2013 by Audaces Fortuna Juvat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The fact that I have become such a lazy fucker at work that, rather than get up and walk the 1.5m across my office to get something, I wheel myself across the room on my chair like some kind of half-arsed human-chair android contraption. There are people in my work who will phone people at the other end of the office before they will walk for 30 seconds to their desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The fact that I have become such a lazy fucker at work that, rather than get up and walk the 1.5m across my office to get something, I wheel myself across the room on my chair like some kind of half-arsed human-chair android contraption. I do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People using the phrase "an absolute touching" to describe football results. Especially prevalent after the two CL semi-finals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People who sit in the canteen at work during their tea/lunch breaks, go back to do five minutes work then piss off to the toilet. Why shit on your own time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Clients are getting harder and harder to please. I'm not quite sure when it happened, but the past couple of years have seen a sharp increase in the number of clients who are an absolute nightmare to deal with and who are prone to throwing a strop or starting a drama at a moment's notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Why shit on your own time? Exactly this. Being paid to pee and poo is our way of bringing down the bourgeoisie, one shit at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This recent and constant need for computers wanting to update and / or restart in the middle of a job every second day. F*** off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 People using the phrase "an absolute touching" to describe football results. Especially prevalent after the two CL semi-finals. I've never heard that in my life. What's it supposed to mean? A doing/battering/spanking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Touching is the new raping. Allegedly. I would pay good money to hear Ruud Gullit after a game say, "Well, that was an absolute fucking arse raping". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Not sure I would want to see that "game" tbh. One word, yes or no answer please: do you want to play the rape game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Why shit on your own time? This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Why shit on your own time? Time and a turd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Exactly this. Being paid to pee and poo is our way of bringing down the bourgeoisie, one shit at a time. Saves on buying your own bog-roll at home too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 MAMILs (middle aged men in lycra) riding their Christmas bikes on a Sunday morning (only when the weather's nice), 3 or 4 abreast. Riding as if they own the f*cking road. Beer bellies hanging down to the cross bar. Sad twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 People that give it the "against modern football" chat on Facebook but are happy to just watch EPL on Sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That woman has the house fucking stinking of lobster !!!!!!!!, I hate the smell of fucking lobster !!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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