Mark Connolly Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Mental now to think back at how useful teletext was. Sitting for ages, staring at the screen as it scrolled through the pages, to find the result of a pitch inspection, only to find the dreaded red "P-P" in place of the yellow "v" No matter how many pages there were, you always seemed to join it at the page after the one you needed. Petty things that used to get on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 People that are "devastated" by celebrity deaths, utter bollocks The same people who never once mentioned them when they were alive but now suddenly are their biggest fans? They probably all like the old firm or the premiership team at the top of the league or whatever gives them a boost I suppose? You like robin Williams, well f**k me that's incredible seen as he was liked by everyone. Goes without saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 No matter how many pages there were, you always seemed to join it at the page after the one you needed. Petty things that used to get on my nerves. Or you finally get to the page that you know you're team is on but the screen contains random characters/gibberish. Or just skips straight to the next page so you have to wait ages for that page to reappear. #oldskoolseethe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The triple mirrors you get in hotel bathrooms. I get confused. Trying to shave and I keep catching sight of some bloke beside me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) The triple mirrors you get in hotel bathrooms. I get confused. Trying to shave and I keep catching sight of some bloke beside me. Don't forget the 'save the planet' signs. It doesn't matter if you hang the towels up or dump them in the bath, the cleaners still replace them anyway. Also when you've left the 'do not disturb' sign on the door all day and you come back to find that they've made your bed etc. I do that on purpose as I don't really like the feel of brand new sheets every day. Who the hell does that at home normally anyway (serial shaggers apart)? Edited August 14, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I asked the bus driver this once while stick in a traffic jam on Union St, his reply was inspectors everywhere, they're fucked if they are caught letting people on or off outside the bus stop It gets more irritating when drivers only drop off at stops in town (even when there's no other traffic at all) but out on the country road it's fair game to stop on any grassy verge where there's not a blind corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The triple mirrors you get in hotel bathrooms. I get confused. Trying to shave and I keep catching sight of some bloke beside me. If you shag your girlfriend standing up with her sitting by the sink it gets a bit kinky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It gets more irritating when drivers only drop off at stops in town (even when there's no other traffic at all) but out on the country road it's fair game to stop on any grassy verge where there's not a blind corner.I think that's what the law is/recommends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 If you shag your girlfriend standing up with her sitting by the sink it gets a bit kinky. Beat me to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The advert on the radio just now that's informing young #ladz to be careful with their wallet when on holiday in #marbz. It's #bantz tastic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Beat me to it You were going to shag welshbairn's girlfriend by the sink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The Ting Tings. I thought we were done with these people, but they've returned in several heavily-rotated advertisement campaigns over the course of the summer. It's beyond a fucking joke, and I'm developing a facial tic that kicks in whenever I hear that whiny bitch complain about things not being her name. The priests in exorcism movies are always badgering the demon for its name - I'm thinking that this is no coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Their début album 'We Started Nothing' is one of my favourite débuts in the past decade. It's an utterly fantastic pop album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Their début album 'We Started Nothing' is one of my favourite débuts in the past decade. It's an utterly fantastic pop album. I also find the lead singer very pumpable even though she looks like she may have some sort of palsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 She would have after I'd finished with her. Bellsend Palsy. I'll be using that chat up line tonight down the pub, cheers Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 She would have after I'd finished with her. Bellsend Palsy. Outstanding work, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bamboozle moved from 450 to 150 as well. Rotters! Bamboozle is now on 390 Here a link http://www.teletextholidays.co.uk/Holidays/Travel/Bamboozle%20Quiz#/bamboozle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 There's fucking wasps everywhere. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 There's fucking wasps everywhere. That's all that wasp porn you're watching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bamboozle is now on 390 Here a link http://www.teletextholidays.co.uk/Holidays/Travel/Bamboozle%20Quiz#/bamboozle Pretty neat. #retro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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