BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Got a boil in my left oxter. Must be something else for dinner in the house, surely? Get a boilin' some eggs, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 #prayforwelshbairnsarmpit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Swallowed a fly earlier. I acknowledge the nutritional value but I'm not an old woman, nor am I in a position to consume a further 12 courses of farm animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Windows 8 Updates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Does it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Only if the curtains are open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Whenever I'm proof reading something important like a job application or something for work which is going out to loads of people, I sit and read it about 10 times before I'm happy that it's ready. Then as soon as its fucking sent, loads of daft wee errors start jumping off the screen at me. Every fucking time. This x100. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Got a boil in my left oxter. Better in your armpit than your cockpit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Does it? Well Apparently Not. My Netbook Spent Ages Last Night Installing Updates Only For It To Fail. It Has Been "Reverting" For Three Hours Now. It's A Joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 On Spotify if you type in David in the search bar, Guetta is above Bowie on the search results. I despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 People who are shit drivers; they seem to be on the increase. How can there be so many people who can only see about 100 yards ahead? No observation/anticipation about what is ahead leading to stupid and unsafe manouvers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Halloween 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) People who are shit drivers; they seem to be on the increase. How can there be so many people who can only see about 100 yards ahead? No observation/anticipation about what is ahead leading to stupid and unsafe manouvers. I'm truly amazed if these people have a full UK licence.The standard of driving is appalling nowadays Edited October 30, 2014 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 That 'Visit Taiwan' advert on TV just now, and the woman doing to voiceover says the start of the website address as "triple W', who the f**k says that when saying a web address out loud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm truly amazed if these people have a full UK licence. The standard of driving is appalling nowadays I always thought of myself as a fairly poor driver, but since I've stated driving fairly large distances for work, I've come to realise I'm not even close to being a bad driver. Potentially even becoming a good driver through exposure to the sheer number if idiots out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 When it gets to the end credits of a telly programme and it says "Next, it's programme Z" when they actually mean programme Z is coming on after the next fucking programme (eg programme Y) that's actually on. Next means the next thing that's on you tosspots. Eg 2100-2200 Programme X 2200-2300 Programme Y 2300-0000 Programme Z At the end of Programme X they say the next programme is Programme Z and now it's Programme Y. No it's fucking not, programme X is just finishing and Programme Y hasn't started, so next on is Programme Y. Is that bloke who used to be in Programme D still in Programme Z? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 When it gets to the end credits of a telly programme and it says "Next, it's programme Z" when they actually mean programme Z is coming on after the next fucking programme (eg programme Y) that's actually on. Next means the next thing that's on you tosspots. Eg 2100-2200 Programme X 2200-2300 Programme Y 2300-0000 Programme Z At the end of Programme X they say the next programme is Programme Z and now it's Programme Y. No it's fucking not, programme X is just finishing and Programme Y hasn't started, so next on is Programme Y. You should stick to Television X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No. He's dead. So he's X? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No. He's dead. FFS spoiler ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 FFS spoiler ! I'd imagine it put a bit of a downer on his day too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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