Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Christ you're sharp. One day you will be middle aged, the you'll be old, then you'll be dead. I imagine you'll retain your w****r status throughout that chronological journey. f**k me, that was like Cat Stevens 'Father and Son' without the w****r bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Christ you're sharp. One day you will be middle aged, the you'll be old, then you'll be dead. Nearly there old yin. Tick tock tick tock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Nearly there old yin. Tick tock tick tock. I accept my own mortality with the same stoicism I accept my teams certain relegation this season. I savour my dotage by appreciating the patronisation of young ne'r do wells such as your good self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I accept my own mortality with the same stoicism I accept my teams certain relegation this season.. Not very well then, considering you've blocked myself and other #Derry for slagging your shite team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I accept my own mortality with the same stoicism I accept my teams certain relegation this season. You're clinging on to the hope that it might not happen? I think even the most optomistic of people accept that they're going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I accept my own mortality with the same stoicism I accept my teams certain relegation this season. I savour my dotage by appreciating the patronisation of young ne'r do wells such as your good self. As long as we don't have another cold snap, you've made it through another winter. Well done you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Swift justice down under. A kick to the balls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 A kick to the balls?Mumsnet version of "boot in the pie"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 If you don't like Hotel Calafornia then you have serious issues. I hope you encounter loud chewing people every day for the next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Teachers who refer to the pupils as "our young people" or "the young people in my S1 class", etc. They deserve to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Schemies in the doctors waiting room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Schemies in the doctors waiting room. If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. Oh I don't want to deny them. Just I don't want to hear them moan down the phone how destiny's dad is a deadbeat and how they're gonna give someone a hiding the next time they see them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 As far as I concerned feed him through the shredder. You can put on Radio 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6...... Northsound 1 or 2, Original, SHMU, anything you like but Radio1. It is the most appalling pollution of noise that is possible by inane wankers telling inane things to inane listeners, and the music ain't great either. I would have snapped by now. Sledgehammer the radio or him, whatever easier. #NotaRadio1fan Talksport........FFS! Non-stop shouting to White Van Man in Essex over the sound of his van engine. The adverts are designed for total, utter halfwits. "BUY BIG HAMMERS FROM SCREWFIX!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it Should run a sweepie on when you'll get a ride in the new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Talksport........FFS! Non-stop shouting to White Van Man in Essex over the sound of his van engine. The adverts are designed for total, utter halfwits. "BUY BIG HAMMERS FROM SCREWFIX!" TalkSport has no business being broadcast outside of England, and that's before you even get on to the utter roasters who pay money to call in and argue with the phone bait arguments they put out. Just out of interest, how much are these hammers? For a mate, like. You got something that needs nailed, Moz? Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it The missus had finally enough of your deviant ways, huh? Sounds like Mozza might be able to sort you out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Just out of interest, how much are these hammers? For a mate, like. The b*****ds weren't letting on. They lure you in with their cockernee banter and the bargains just ain't as bargainy as you'd expect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it I take it the mattress is full, then? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 People who don't take their turn to go in goals at fives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 People who don't take their turn to go in goals at fives. Usually greedy c***s who think they're superstars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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