Granny Danger Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I regularly wake up with this as my breasts squash my arm. Me to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) Rowan's instantly worked her way onto a lot of 'favourite posters' lists. Well played. Do we have any female posters who don't have a cracking big set of norks, by the way? I was quite disappointed not to hear more discussion about attitudes to lateness as I would assume it was something we all had an opinion on. Hold on for a bit; they'll get there eventually. Edit for plurality. Edited March 2, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Folk on the radio saying "teas and seas apply". Urgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Michael Owen. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Michael Owen. Grimbo ..... Do you take thee, Alexei Mykhalychenko, Smitho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 My brother and mates are going to Germany tomorrow for a stag do. 1 night in Cologne, home to Europe's largest brothel (so they've told me), then 2 nights in Dusseldorf. They're going to the Fortuna game Friday night and through to Dortmund for the Dortmund Bayern game Saturday. I'm offshore and can't attend. I wouldn't even say it's a petty thing, as I'm absolutely raging that I won't be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Grimbo. Michael Owen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) Mutual, except I'm obciously better looking & not into horses (beastly). Grimbo Edited March 3, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Sore stomach :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Got a resident's meeting tonight. I just cannot wait. Discussing the rising prices of halogen bulbs and what sort of fucking flowers the gardener should plant this spring for an entire hour (if I'm lucky). Add to that the fucking darts is on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Got a resident's meeting tonight. I just cannot wait. Discussing the rising prices of halogen bulbs and what sort of fucking flowers the gardener should plant this spring for an entire hour (if I'm lucky). Add to that the fucking darts is on. You Don't HAVE to go do you?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 They'll vote to turn down his application to fit a new kitchen if he doesn't. Wait, that's a positive thing, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 We're fitting a new kitchen because the wife really wants one. That's not getting on my nerves, we have plenty of money to pay for the kitchen and it will stop her chuntering on about Skye and Nova that she works with (really, that's their names) for a couple of weeks. I'm annoyed because I have to sit in a room with a neighbour who puts notes on cars in the car park that he thinks belong to people that don't live here reminding them they can't park there and it's private. Which, apart from being nonsense, makes me want to feed him his tweed cap, forcefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 The amount of people on this board who don't use "seen" and "saw" properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Hola Unblocker no longer working on Netflix means no US Netflix which means UK Netflix which means Netflix is now utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Hola Unblocker no longer working on Netflix means no US Netflix which means UK Netflix which means Netflix is now utter shite. Just get a kodi box. Less hassle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 We're fitting a new kitchen because the wife really wants one. That's not getting on my nerves, we have plenty of money to pay for the kitchen and it will stop her chuntering on about Skye and Nova that she works with (really, that's their names) for a couple of weeks. I'm annoyed because I have to sit in a room with a neighbour who puts notes on cars in the car park that he thinks belong to people that don't live here reminding them they can't park there and it's private. Which, apart from being nonsense, makes me want to feed him his tweed cap, forcefully. Skye and Nova sound like they need punted if they're banging on at your wife about how shit her kitchen is. Ask the missus if she thinks either of them would be interested in a threesome with the two of you. Might just do the job...or get you a threesome. Win-win, really. Hola Unblocker no longer working on Netflix means no US Netflix which means UK Netflix which means Netflix is now utter shite. I'm all for getting Netflix punted, UK or US. All they're interested in is their shitey TV shows now; the number of films drop and barely get replaced. Unfortunately, the wife seems to like watching dreadful Young Adult dramas on UK Netflix, like Shadowhunters or that f**k-awful fairy tale show with Robert Carlyle and the lassie from House. Better than romcoms, I suppose, but barely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 People who wear woolly hats and scarfs inside the office, complain it's too warm but don't removed said clothing. Even worse, is one girl that sits with her wee woolly hat on, with her telephone head set perched on top of it. Looks ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Aye I plan on getting a Kodi Box reasonably soon QOS!! They seem brilliant, everybody's raving about them. And my US Netflix is back working for some reason... Fingers crossed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Aye I plan on getting a Kodi Box reasonably soon QOS!! They seem brilliant, everybody's raving about them. And my US Netflix is back working for some reason... Fingers crossed. Hola is dodgy as f**k btw. It's really annoying because there's so much more on foreign Netflix but I'm very close to deleting it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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