Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I believe you, but my point still stands. Part of my job involves visiting customers and potential customers in their homes. Occasionally I will go in and folk will be watching Jeremy Kyle. I find that as depressing as hell. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 ^^^ You'll have to explain that one to me Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 The guy upstairs from me works offshore and in the spells that he's back he is so loud. No music or any real proper disturbances late at night etc but i think he has a wooden floor and drags furniture about constantly and is generally a thunder footed oaf. I really want to know what he's doing there because the number of times per day i hear what must be furniture being dragged about but i can't see what reason someone would be moving their furniture as often as that! Dead bodies, NAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 You'll have to explain that one to me Sarge.In League of Gentlemen telly programme, a sinister guy called Papa Lazarou called at people's houses. His catch phrase was "Now you're my wife". I was likening you to this fictional character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 In League of Gentlemen telly programme, a sinister guy called Papa Lazarou called at people's houses. His catch phrase was "Now you're my wife". I was likening you to this fictional character. I've been in many folks homes but never used that phrase. I think it would be counter productive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I've been in many folks homes but never used that phrase. I think it would be counter productive.Do you ever go as a gypsy black face? You could be missing a trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Do you ever go as a gypsy black face? You could be missing a trick. To be honest business is pretty good. If it drops off I'll maybe give it a try. I'll send you commission if it works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Don't think so, its still hard to think what on earth he is up to as he is up and down like a fiddlers elbow! Very strange. Maybe he likes building forts out of his furniture? All quiet on the arguing front now. They did kick off massively last night about midnight, hopefully it won't escalate at that time again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Don't think so, its still hard to think what on earth he is up to as he is up and down like a fiddlers elbow!This post has a lot of two letter words in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I believe you, but my point still stands. Part of my job involves visiting customers and potential customers in their homes. Occasionally I will go in and folk will be watching Jeremy Kyle. I find that as depressing as hell. Have you ever tried pitching your clothes pegs on here, instead of barging into peoples' sitting rooms? I'll have half a dozen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I always imagine these situations to be worse than they probably are. Too much watching 'nightmare neighbours' type shows on tv I'd imagine. But don't you or anyone else on here ever feel like phoning environmental health or even the Polis to come sort out troublesome neighbours? ETA: Or punch them in the puss yourself? They're not a total nightmare, just a pain in the arse when Celtic are playing or when they've had a skinful. I did end up confronting one of them last night, I feel quite bad as the guy was having a massive domestic and I didn't help, but battering a door at midnight is beyond the pale in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Just send Magee round with that glint in his eye, to have a word. That'll probably do the trick, or make them move out. I don't think they're his type, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Continuing on the escalator theme, the most pointless thing on the entire planet is when you walk into a shop and they only have one set of escalators, and the things are set on going down mode. What's the fucking point, as a Fat Finn once said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Hi, just to remind you we'll be delivering your order on Sun 01 May. We estimate we'll be with you between 07:20 and 11:20. Thanks KNOWHOW. Wtf? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Not just to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Continuing on the escalator theme, the most pointless thing on the entire planet is when you walk into a shop and they only have one set of escalators, and the things are set on going down mode. What's the fucking point, as a Fat Finn once said. When I was a kid, we lived near a big Debenhams (I think) that had up and down escalators separated off at different parts of each floor, with no signposting to where they were. Place was always full of old ladies asking the staff how to leave the building. Might have been a cunning plan to make sure everyone saw as much of their stock as possible, thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 day hangovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 More fighting from downstairs. Short of ripping the c**t's head off, what is the best way to have a peaceful life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Im at the forge shopping centre just now, do you want me to come round and sort him out m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Im at the forge shopping centre just now, do you want me to come round and sort him out m8 The Forge? You should fit in well there mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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