The_Kincardine Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 The cash-point at High Wycombe station has options that include: "Check Balance and Cash" and "Cash Only" if you choose the latter it then asks if you want to check your balance. No I fucking don't - that's why I chose the 'cash only' option. Heads should roll for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Yes! This drives me bonkers too! No I don't want a receipt because I didn't select that option and no I don't want to check my balance because I didn't select that option either! Fucking disgrace! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Aye fuckin cash machines Pin no, cash, amount, go. Simples Not pin no, pick option, pick another option, balance, receipt, amount, money and no I don't want to top up mu fuckin phone either Kundz And in shops too. I just want to pay for my stuff and leave. No, I don't want to top up my phone. No I don't want stamps, no I don't want your three for a pound offer on chocolate. Kundz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 6 or two threes. I've got no idea who you hang about with, but I would always rather be late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just now, Father Ted said: I've got no idea who you hang about with, but I would always rather be late. I refer you to the late Dermot Morgan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 The English language is a curious one. " I was late for work"Point taken but I think you knew what I meant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: "Number 10" and "false 9". GTF Same. "Enganche" and "Trequartista" are the correct terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Eck cetera and therteen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 22 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Eck cetera and therteen Very Pacific, I like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Full beam wankers.3 in 3 bends just after 5 today. Its not that dark yoy need full beams and its customary to dip them when you see the other driver not when you can see them trying to cover their eyes.Useless chunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Full beam wankers. 3 in 3 bends just after 5 today. Its not that dark yoy need full beams and its customary to dip them when you see the other driver not when you can see them trying to cover their eyes. Useless chunts Spot on. Its usually women drivers, at the opposite end of the scale, I saw a woman driving about in the dark this morning with no lights on, small child in the front seat as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I have a special mention for c***s that park on the wrong side of the road and leave their lights on, blinding oncoming traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 After 5 weeks off the road at work I am hopefully going back on Friday,the petty thing is that I have to shave as I m not allowed to have a beard when delivering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: The cash-point at High Wycombe station has options that include: "Check Balance and Cash" and "Cash Only" if you choose the latter it then asks if you want to check your balance. No I fucking don't - that's why I chose the 'cash only' option. Heads should roll for this. Then they still ask if you want a receipt. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 If I become famous and die I'm going to be fucking raging if I'm ever referred to as The late Miguel Sanchez. Punctuality is one of the few things I have going for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 What these 2nd chance options on cash machines are really asking is "We suspect that you might be a complete fuckwit that can't press the right button at the first time of asking. Here's your chance to select a button that confirms our suspicions" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Spot on. Its usually women drivers, at the opposite end of the scale, I saw a woman driving about in the dark this morning with no lights on, small child in the front seat as well. My wife is 35 yo she wants to start to drive. She will kill, hope the kids are not in the back seat (no they will never be). Thailand dosen't need, we havealraeady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Scotrail !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, Father Ted said: I travel in the Borders a lot, and some things you see on the roads down there is somewhere between lunacy and suicide. Better to be late than dead Ps The Land Rover driver is obviously a thunderc**t of the highest order. I noticed this when I worked on the Borders Rail Project and had to travel down to Fountainhall. Combined with the dark, cold, wet winter weather, our roadsweepers taking the white lining off the roads (yet leaving the mud on) and the lunatic drivers, I was in genuine fear for my life driving home some nights! Edited November 24, 2016 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 I keep waking up between 1 and 5 in the morning and my head is absolutely racing, completely deep in thought about pretty ordinary things in my life that aren't particularly stressing me out. I can get back to sleep eventually but when I wake up at normal time I'm knackered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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