whiskychimp Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, GordonD said: Ludo*1's from Dundee; no wonder he didn't notice. Shit. Now I feel terrible. It was just a throw away joke. I didn't mean to mock the afflicted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I overhead two guys discussing a girl one of them was seeing. He apparently really likes her but they had just had their first sexual encounter and he described her vagina as like 'a badly packed kebab' (which made me snigger because I hadn't heard it years) and he wasn't sure if he should see her again. I felt this was seriously poor form for caring what her her lady bits looked like and he should have his man card revoked for such poor behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) 19 hours ago, stimpy said: Benefits porn programmes, ooh look at the poor people. Also the narrators insistence on calling everything "benefits", her benefits baby, their benefits tv, the benefits dug. "This family receive £25k a year in benefits" no mention that they're in a private rent in London and 90% of the money goes on rent. These programmes help us not care when the welfare bill is savagely hacked back yet again. State propaganda. Absolutely this. Its unreal how many people totally buy into it tho and think every single person who claims benefits is just a lazy freeloader. Complete tool i used to work with added me on FB back in the day, not too bright or pretty but she had an amazing body. But she posted this picture of a full fridge and claimed it was the picture of the fridge of someone on benefits and she is bitching saying "i work x hours a week and mines doesnt look like that" She was deleted promptly Edited April 17, 2017 by EdgarusQPFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 People using phrases like "man card". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 People who think manspreading is just men trying to assert their dominance and showing these over the top depictions of it apparently happening and the dude in question is practically doing the splits. When in reality we sit with our legs slightly apart just so we don't crush our balls when we sit down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 People using phrases like "man card". Never heard of this disturbing expression before but I agree that the cad should have his gentlemanly privileges revoked for discussing his ladyfriend's garden with his friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 The "Scooby Says Don't Skid on a Kid" message on the back of the ice cream van that does the rounds in Lochee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Not being allowed to use both buttons on a two button suit. What a stupid fucking rule that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) 21 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Not being allowed to use both buttons on a two button suit. What a stupid fucking rule that. No one is stopping you. We'll all just call you badly dressed behind your back Edited April 17, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 If it's behind his back he has the jacket on the wrong way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: If it's behind his back he has the jacket on the wrong way round. And thats wrong as well? This is even trickier than i thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 What the f**k is manspreading? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: What the f**k is manspreading? A jort wearer spreading his legs apart on public transport so a baw hings oot one side. Edited April 17, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: What the f**k is manspreading? The c**t that sits next to you on the train with his legs wide open n a "v" shape - either someone attempting to assert territorial dominance or someone with moist baws...take your pick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 The c**t that sits next to you on the train with his legs wide open n a "v" shape - either someone attempting to assert territorial dominance or someone with moist baws...take your pick. I get the train every day and this drives me nuts. Fair enough if you're sitting with a space next to you but when someone sits next to you stick to the seat you paid for and let them do the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I won't manspread if you don't grannyspread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Shite office patter.Somebody can't get logged on to their system after a week off - "oh you must've been sacked and nobody's told you!"Nae need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Being blamed for shit that wasn't my own doing, waiting on authorisation from some higher up who thinks responding to emails is beneath them. My own reaction to this annoys me too, feeling like fck this I'm off, and general inner seethe and devoid of motivation to get anything done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 11 hours ago, ilostmyself said: I get the train every day and this drives me nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 These Tesco advertising posters that say things like 'Nan's magic soup' or 'Frank's 'accidental' salmon'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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