dee_62 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Sorry to hear that Gaz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 18 April 2017 at 21:43, Gaz said: More than petty, but my Papa had a heart attack after his dialysis yesterday and had to be resuscitated. Unfortunately he passed away early this morning. Heavy scene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Sorry for your loss, Gaz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 School run Kuntz Only got tooted at once though. Must try harder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 hours ago, Gaz said: More than petty, but my Papa had a heart attack after his dialysis yesterday and had to be resuscitated. Unfortunately he passed away early this morning. Sorry to hear that, Gaz. It puts all the petty moaning here into perspective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 When people use statements as questions. Example: "I can't get into my office" as opposed to "I can't get into my office, do you know if there's a spare key or a way around the problem?". Deserves the cool story bro thumbs up imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Sitting at work and for absolutely no reason at all, the scene in "Porno" near the start with Spud, another bloke and some disgusting, piss stained hoor came into my head and I physically dry boaked. Thankfully nobody noticed or I'd have a hard time explaining. If you've read it, you'll know what I'm on about. [emoji53] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 People who use dozens of words when a couple will do. Had an idiot in my office earlier asking me to sign off some paperwork. I did it, and she proceeded to prattle on about information in the documents which I knew about and could not have cared less about. Get to f**k, it's signed, I've got a cold, leave me alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Fucked my ankle ligaments again, which means I can't walk, just in time for the tennis season. Wonderful, was also 15 minutes late to work cause I'm very slow moving. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Thanks for all the kind words, folks. 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: When people use statements as questions. Example: "I can't get into my office" as opposed to "I can't get into my office, do you know if there's a spare key or a way around the problem?". Deserves the cool story bro thumbs up imo. My wife does this all the time. "The heating's not on." Then about ten minutes later: "Did you put the heating on when I asked?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 More than petty, but my Papa had a heart attack after his dialysis yesterday and had to be resuscitated. Unfortunately he passed away early this morning. Sorry to read this, Gaz. Probably not unexpected but still never nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 50 minutes ago, Rugster said: People who use dozens of words when a couple will do. Had an idiot in my office earlier asking me to sign off some paperwork. I did it, and she proceeded to prattle on about information in the documents which I knew about and could not have cared less about. Get to f**k, it's signed, I've got cold toast, leave me alone. I can't help myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 The new pound coins that were released a few weeks ago are dated 2016. This irritates me slightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 The new pound coins that were released a few weeks ago are dated 2016. This irritates me slightly. Why, when they were minted in 2016? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, MONKMAN said: Why, when they were minted in 2016? Because they were released in 2017. I now know they were minted in 2016 but like I said, it just irritates me slightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 These Tesco advertising posters that say things like 'Nan's magic soup' or 'Frank's 'accidental' salmon'. Agreed. The smarmiest adverts since those horrible Kodak ones back in the day.Also, the "nana" in those ads looks maybe 45. The grandson looks 10 or 11.Maybe if she spent a little less time priding herself on what seems a pretty basic soup recipe, and a little more time teaching her daughter not the repeat her own family planning mistakes, then she wouldn't be squandering her middle-age on looking after the truanting wee shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, deej said: Because they were released in 2017. I now know they were minted in 2016 but like I said, it just irritates me slightly. You want to have a look on some of the local Facebook selling pages. Full of absolute weapons who think that because it says 2016 this is some kind of mistake and they're worth hundreds of pounds. Even when pointed out that this is incorrect they're still insistent because "there are loads on eBay for £200!" forgetting that this doesn't actually mean someone's bought it for £200. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Gaz said: You want to have a look on some of the local Facebook selling pages. Full of absolute weapons who think that because it says 2016 this is some kind of mistake and they're worth hundreds of pounds. Even when pointed out that this is incorrect they're still insistent because "there are loads on eBay for £200!" forgetting that this doesn't actually mean someone's bought it for £200. Yeah you always get folk at it, I'm sure there was a new fiver on ebay for something like £32k. Even if someone paid that (obviously nobody did) it's still only worth a fiver ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 (edited) I went to Norway last month and despite changing my phone settings to 'English - United Kingdom' everywhere I can see the option to, it has since decided to display all occurrences of 'ae' as the Norwegian æ. e.g. aeroplane shows up as æroplane. Thought it was funny/cool at first, but it's now pissing me off knowing that I can't change it. Edited April 19, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Nana Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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