Dee Man Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: Add folk that open bags of pasta, roll it up and then put it back in the cupboard open end down. Furry penne for dinner tonight. Has your cat attempted to destroy your third attempt at wallpapering and what design did you finally go for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Smashed my phone screen on Friday night.Only positive is that I have found a reason to get a new phone, this ones not been charging right since Xmas time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I had this on a flight from Heathrow to Houston, just horrible. Obviously every other form of food deterrent has failed. Therefore serious measures are evidently required, and a fairly simple proposal is that those 'too large for cabin, please stow as checked baggage at staff discretion' tags should be stuck to passengers. It's for the good of both their own health and the comfort of everyone else. 12 hours below with the caged pets would certainly give them plenty of time to reconsider their options. This is exactly the thing I was complaining about in my original post. I wasn't hugely bothered by the lack of seat space available to me as it's only a short flight, but it was made 100x worse by the fact that she fucking stank. I felt like I was going to be testing out EasyJet's sick bags at the slightest sign of turbulence.She also took her shoes off mid-flight. She also kicked off at having to pay for a coffee and twix so handed it back to the flight attendants (once made/open)Ban fat Americans please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Has your cat attempted to destroy your third attempt at wallpapering and what design did you finally go for? Yes he did, he managed to get four different sections, all behind the couch. Just the same design as I was buggered if I was buying even more shite wallpaper for him to destroy.He's out and about now and calmed down a fair bit, the knackers will be off soon too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: Furry penne for dinner tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 A mate of mine made a wholly relevant point when getting on a plane. He was told he would have to pay excess baggage charges as his case was over the limit. He happily pointed out that he weighed significantly less than the guy he was traveling with and was shot down in flames. The poorly understood reason for the weight restrictions relates to baggage handlers who obviously do not pick up people and throw them on the plane (United Airlines may have a different policy). There's a legal work HSE limit which prevents people lifting up anything over twenty something kilos (I forget the exact number), therefore overweight luggage creates a pain in the arse situation for the airline staff. Therefore the common 'two bags, one over the limit but collectively the same weight' argument becomes invalid, as well as the situation described above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Had my iPad for about 4 years. Had the same screen protector on it from the start, until yesterday when it decided to curl up on the edges and let air bubbles under it. Now today, although unconnected, I have started to get stupid William Hill adverts appearing on screen where I never had that problem before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I previously stated that people who immediately try to get on a bus as it opens its doors, thus not allowing people on the bus to get off it as a PTTGOYN. Can I add other modes of transport to this. Including lifts! Fucking hell have some patience people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 hours ago, gav-ffc said: Smashed my phone screen on Friday night. Only positive is that I have found a reason to get a new phone, this ones not been charging right since Xmas time. Accidentally or in a fit of rage at letting Paul Fucking Dixon score into you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. They're well matched then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I think Big Willie Style bagged the right one, she's much lovelier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I previously stated that people who immediately try to get on a bus as it opens its doors, thus not allowing people on the bus to get off it as a PTTGOYN. Can I add other modes of transport to this. Including lifts! Fucking hell have some patience people! I experience this every single day getting off the train. I do quite enjoy the ones that don't even look at the door and stare at the step/ground before trying to get on and shite themselves when they see there's a big baldy bastert standing right in their face.I also refuse to take the long way round when folk crowd the door and will wait until a path is cleared for the shortest route off platform. Small joys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. She wouldn't have let you sniff her pants anyway, time to let it go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 She wouldn't have let you sniff her pants anyway, time to let it go. I think you are mistaking Throbber for someone who waits for permission to smell his partners, sisters scants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Not having permission is part of the thrill obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. Kind of goes with the territory though - it was always fairly unlikely she was going to break with tradition and end up getting hitched six months up to the duff to this guy: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Kind of goes with the territory though - it was always fairly unlikely she was going to break with tradition and end up getting hitched six months up to the duff to this guy: How do you know Throbber?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: How do you know Throbber?! Thats by far the closest anyone has got to with a prediction of what i am like IRL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Patterns cut into football pitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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