Cerberus Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that a mini dictionary? Who the f**k owns a mini dictionary these days? She probably also uses Bing and doesn't know how to copy and paste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that a mini dictionary? Who the f**k owns a mini dictionary these days? The Real Saints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Tell her her yogurt pot smells disgusting. Is that before or after she scrapes and scrapes and scrapes and scrapes and scrapes and scrapes and scrapes every last morsel out of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: And a few other reasons - One of those rubber thimble thingies for separating paper or counting cash. Oh it can be used for that as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 That poster behind her chair...there's an 'S' after the 'TC', isn't there? And it stands for 'Solutions', doesn't it? If so, your employer needs a hefty boot in the pie as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that a mini dictionary? Who the f**k owns a mini dictionary these days? People who use tippex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Easy to see that there is no football on at the moment. Wee bit sad the direction that recent posts have taken. Poor woman is probably harmless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 "None of us can believe she could be responsible for this," said a work colleague outside of the sheriff court yesterday, "she always seemed like she was probably harmless". Yup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, supermik said: Easy to see that there is no football on at the moment. Wee bit sad the direction that recent posts have taken. Poor woman is probably self-harming. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, supermik said: Easy to see that there is no football on at the moment. Wee bit sad the direction that recent posts have taken. Poor woman is probably harmless. What do you mean no football? There's a choice tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 (edited) Pedestrians who dont even glance at a zebra crossing or check the road, they proceed to take a sharp 90° turn and walk straight onto the road Also zebra crossing hangers, the ones you stop for but they've just decided to wait for something else at that exact point c***s Edited June 22, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 On that note, people who wait to cross but don't press the button. What do you fucking expect when it stays red?! c***s should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Brown Buick sedans, probably the worst and worst driven cars in existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 That poster behind her chair...there's an 'S' after the 'TC', isn't there? And it stands for 'Solutions', doesn't it? If so, your employer needs a hefty boot in the pie as well. I think it stands for total customer satisfaction. I'm going to have a sore foot by the end of the day from all the pie/baw kicking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 On that note, people who wait to cross but don't press the button. What do you fucking expect when it stays red?! c***s should be shot. This. Fucking this. Stand there with their gormless expressions on their face waiting to cross then look offended when I go across and press the button for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Made the rookie mistake of expecting banks/HR departments to be reliable and I'm now about to set off for a weekend away with a lot less money than I was expecting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Awful versions of classic songs masquerading as charity singles. I presume the producers of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" assumed that grief junkies would buy it in its 1000s regardless of how it sounds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 The people on Jeremy Kyle. I mean the fact that they are scum is not news, but to know there are people of such low intelligence kicking about just has me seething. I was at a meeting at my son's new primary school with all the other parents that have kids going in to primary 1.We were each given a pen and paper and asked to write the phrase "It is raining outside" to prove some sort of point about literacy and writing, etc etc etcThe woman next to me genuinely wrote "It is raneng out sid"I wasn't sure whether to laugh hysterically or smash her face off the table. I feel sorry for her children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Maybe she's from Lancashire and "were just telling our Sid it's raneng out" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I was at a meeting at my son's new primary school with all the other parents that have kids going in to primary 1. We were each given a pen and paper and asked to write the phrase "It is raining outside" to prove some sort of point about literacy and writing, etc etc etc The woman next to me genuinely wrote "It is raneng out sid" I wasn't sure whether to laugh hysterically or smash her face off the table. I feel sorry for her children. Maybe she has dyslexia? Unbelievable that a school of all places hadn't considered that parents might have literacy needs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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