Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: And patter like "smothered chicken" Smother you ya c**t Doesn't sound like a very cost efficient way of slaughtering the poor b*****ds, to be honest. Must be a bit pricey, and therefore tasty. Would try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 When did we start adopting the Americanism "Mac n Cheese"? What was/is wrong with macaroni cheese? It is food for the throbbers of this world anyway but even they deserve some dignity. Mac n Cheese. f**k off. I don't eat macaroni cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: When did we start adopting the Americanism "Mac n Cheese"? What was/is wrong with macaroni cheese? It is food for the throbbers of this world anyway but even they deserve some dignity. Mac n Cheese. f**k off. I make macaroni cheese for the weans lunch. There is no fucking way I'd go out for a meal and eat it. Mac n Cheese is the food of baby men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Not sure if this is "Petty" or "Things to share" either way, it's amused & annoyed me in equal measure.Chatting to a guy who claims to work for Louis Vuitton, anyway long story short. A very attractive girl sits down next to us, after a few minutes, I compliment her on her outstanding hair. Then, I leave to go to the bathroom- upon return "mr Louie" is getting huckled by the bouncers. Apparently, when I left, he asked her where she was from, her response of "Nigeria" prompted him unfathomably to say "how much?" What?"You must be a hooker"Hope the Canadian p***k had a good kicking from the Nigerian bouncers, what a p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 People that write "weans" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Macaroni is delicious. f**k the haters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 A very attractive girl sits down next to us, after a few minutes, I compliment her on her outstanding hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 When you buy a punnet of massive strawberries from the greengrocers but you have to share them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Not sure if this is "Petty" or "Things to share" either way, it's amused & annoyed me in equal measure. Chatting to a guy who claims to work for Louis Vuitton, anyway long story short. A very attractive girl sits down next to us, after a few minutes, I compliment her on her outstanding hair. Then, I leave to go to the bathroom- upon return "mr Louie" is getting huckled by the bouncers. Apparently, when I left, he asked her where she was from, her response of "Nigeria" prompted him unfathomably to say "how much?" What? "You must be a hooker" Hope the Canadian p***k had a good kicking from the Nigerian bouncers, what a p***k. Saved you having to ask her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Saved you having to ask her. So true, apparently, she was 1kAED per hour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: So true, apparently, she was 1kAED per hour That hair do won't be cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I've thankfully never heard that before. It's confusing though when speaking to continental Europeans and their half past means an hour previous. Has caused timings with the missus to be all mucked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Cheapskate c***s with no watch that are always asking for the time then get all uppity about it when you tell them..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I've thankfully never heard that before. It's confusing though when speaking to continental Europeans and their half past means an hour previous. Has caused timings with the missus to be all mucked up. I've never used that wording before but I've said "It's just efter half past". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I've never used that wording before but I've said "It's just efter half past". Well Aye, that's fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I've thankfully never heard that before. It's confusing though when speaking to continental Europeans and their half past means an hour previous. Has caused timings with the missus to be all mucked up. Always "arrives" before his missus type poster ^^^^^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Practice enough like me you'll always get a second wind and keep going like a champ. #stayhard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 4 hours ago, sjc said: Cheapskate c***s with no watch that are always asking for the time then get all uppity about it when you tell them..... Watches are almost extinct, buy a phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 The jakeys across from my work. Drinking, smoking and having fun whilst I slave away in this sweat box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 The real disgrace here is my wife who considers "the back of" any hour goes all the way up to half past. It clearly does. Where would you put the cut-off point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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