invergowrie arab Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Standing up at your desk, pcking up your phone and putting it in your pocket and wandering off is the modern equivalent of standing up, putting a paper under your arm and wandering off to the bog. Time for a read of P&B, check the news on the phone while sitting relaxing in the cubicle for 10 mins. That's literally what I'm doing now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: It won't confuse me because I won't be fucking reading all that. ^^^^^ Lips get tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 hour ago, nsr said: ^ got a 1 in GCSE reading comprehension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 5 hours ago, The Moonster said: Such ridiculous logic. Do you not use your toilet at home in case your Mrs has had a shite either? Or are her shitey germs okay? Does your work not employ cleaners? Yes, what a weirdo. Aye, like that serial, obsessive shite nipper will have a burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 How does Abi Wilkenson get paid to be a writer? Her actual writing skill is average at best and her opinions are ill-informed rubbish that most first year politics students would spew in the student union bar. Then she gets her army of Twitter followers to shout abuse at anyone who dares to criticise her opinions by writing tweets where you can practically hear the tears falling onto the keyboard as she writes. People think Owen Jones is shite, at least he is a good writer with a halfway decent grasp of the English language. Had to Google to see who she is. Probably the pin-up girl for sad lonely politics students up and down the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Genuinely cannot understand why anyone wouldn't have a pony at work, absolute madness these past few pages.I had three today in work (had chilli nachos for dinner last night), but an average day is typically two, one after my 11am snout and a 2.30pm post lunch turd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 47 minutes ago, Adam said: Genuinely cannot understand why anyone wouldn't have a pony at work, absolute madness these past few pages. I had three today in work (had chilli nachos for dinner last night), but an average day is typically two, one after my 11am snout and a 2.30pm post lunch turd. What are you eating for lunch? Castor oil? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 or 2 shits a day at work for me as well. Getting paid to shit is definitely a must. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Go for a shit 2 hours into my shift is a guarantee for me irregardless of my working hours. Usually follow it up with a quick walk to the toilets for another attempt or at the least a piss about an hour before I finish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 When YouTube has a fit and randomly decides I live in America. Specifically, when I've got a YouTube playlist running on the other side of the room while I'm engaged in something I can't break away from (steady), and suddenly a half-hour long video appears promoting some US religious charlatan, promising to soothe the overwhelmed minds of gullible idiots by using only a bible and a credit card reader. You get adverts mistakenly streamed from all over the world, but the American ones are invariably terrifying, and often apocalyptic. By comparison, I'll take a Hindi ad for a shit Bollywood film anytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Go for a shit 2 hours into my shift is a guarantee for me irregardless of my working hours. Usually follow it up with a quick walk to the toilets for another attempt or at the least a piss about an hour before I finish. Pray for mizfit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Beasts ! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Morons at music concerts, filming it on their phones. What is the point?Advertise how much a slave you are to your device.Block people's viewsYou can't truly enjoy the music while holding a device.Inevitably the quality of said filming will be shite.I am sure there will be better quality videos of it online or on official channels.Why bother??? They should be taken out.Where's a flock of seagulls when you need a smash and grab? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Father Ted said: Morons at music concerts, filming it on their phones. What is the point? Advertise how much a slave you are to your device. Block people's views You can't truly enjoy the music while holding a device. Inevitably the quality of said filming will be shite. I am sure there will be better quality videos of it online or on official channels. Why bother??? They should be taken out.Where's a flock of seagulls when you need a smash and grab? Great band, Saw them live................ Oh wait this isn't right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 27 minutes ago, Father Ted said: Morons at music concerts, filming it on their phones. What is the point? I was back in London for a few days last week, and it was really disturbing how many folk just milled about with their phones pointed at random shit. Not just the landmarks; people filming absolutely every mundane little thing. I don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: When YouTube has a fit and randomly decides I live in America. Specifically, when I've got a YouTube playlist running on the other side of the room while I'm engaged in something I can't break away from (steady), and suddenly a half-hour long video appears promoting some US religious charlatan, promising to soothe the overwhelmed minds of gullible idiots by using only a bible and a credit card reader. You get adverts mistakenly streamed from all over the world, but the American ones are invariably terrifying, and often apocalyptic. By comparison, I'll take a Hindi ad for a shit Bollywood film anytime. Is your wife American? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Morons at music concerts, filming it on their phones. What is the point?Advertise how much a slave you are to your device.Block people's viewsYou can't truly enjoy the music while holding a device.Inevitably the quality of said filming will be shite.I am sure there will be better quality videos of it online or on official channels.Why bother??? They should be taken out.Where's a flock of seagulls when you need a smash and grab? This.Take a video that you'll never watch again and ruin your enjoyment of it. Some folks first instinct is to pull out their phone at every opportunity. Hate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Additionally, folk that feel the need to whistle to themselves in public places. Shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I was back in London for a few days last week, and it was really disturbing how many folk just milled about with their phones pointed at random shit. Not just the landmarks; people filming absolutely every mundane little thing. I don't get it. In the hope that something happens and they can sell the video 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, ajwffc said: In the hope that something happens and they can sell the video I wonder how many people mown down by jihadis in vans were filming or on their phones at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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